National suck dick day

June 24th is the day you suck the fuck outta yo nigga dick. You must suck his dick and swallow 24 times throughout the whole day.

loppy Toppy.Double Hand Twist.Gawk Gawk 3000. National Suck Dick Day🤤

by National Day announcement June 24, 2022

Dick tap

A light tap to the back of the head-with momentum. A too low leap frog.

Oh, he wanted to leap frognme but dick tapped me instead.

by Honeywine December 10, 2016

Dick Wolfed

Expecting to get something good only to have it ripped away. A phrase coined by many in the Law and Order fandom because of his ability to never complete a story or destroy and just give us the Executive Producer Dick Wolf credit at the end.

Looks like we just got Dick Wolfed again.
I can’t believe they actually Dick Wolfed us

by MissWhit4015 February 11, 2023

Dick head month

Dick head month is in May it's when u can mess around and be a dips hit

Stop acting like a dick head before I slap u

Yay its dick head month

by Daddy draco September 30, 2020

Grinch dick

Overly ripe bananas. A week or two before being edible

Wow, why did you buy grinch dicks? We can’t eat those

by Khailaty December 4, 2018

Tiny Dick Syndrome

Symptoms:

A small dick
Driving a super loud jacked up truck with headlights that turn night into day for over a mile
Idolizing misogynistic pigs that hit/rape/pimp out their girlfriends/wives
Normal voice volume is nearly a yell
Riding people's bumpers on the road, even when they are going 5mph over the speed limit (so feeling the need to go 10 mph+ OVER the speed limit despite not having an emergency or running late)
Sexually harassing women/not understanding that no means no
Watching porn 24/7
Narcissism
Either shutting down or becoming verbally/physically aggressive when criticized/repremanded (not stemming from childhood trauma/abuse)
Lying about how many women he's fucked (seriously, nobody wants/needs to know)

If you have Tiny Dick Syndrome, stay away from me.

by Failurebitch June 25, 2025

dick squeeze

A person that’s just being dumb or annoying.

Also asswipe

Example One;
Paul: *pulls Johns hair*
John: Yo Paul you’re a fucking dick squeeze for that

Example Two;
Nickolas: Oh shit I had the grinder in my pocket the whole time
Daniel: how didn’t you realize it was in your pocket you fucking dick squeeze

by Coupeex150 January 2, 2024