coat hanger dick

When your dick is so heavily misshapen and curved it resembles the top of a coat hanger, even when it’s hard.

“Damn that dude had such a coat hanger dick, you can hang him in the closet.”

by Undeadgothbussy September 9, 2022

A dick

When you're too good on starwars battlefront and kill anyone in your way

He fucked me he's a dick

by SomeKidWithaLightsaber November 26, 2021

Dick Sick

Like homesick. But instead of home, dicks.

"Damn bitch, you dick sick!"

by Skankevich May 21, 2017

Show your homie your dick day

Send this to your homie on 2nd November and they have to show you their dick

Show your homie your dick day

by Realchickenman November 2, 2022

Spindle Dick

A reference used to a male individual with a surprisingly skinny penis.

"Damm, did you see his spindle dick in that photo though?"

by Madame Bish Biscuits. July 6, 2018

beat dick

Something that is particularly ratchet, awful, or otherwise generally beat.

Damn, this (insert literally any word here) is beat dick !!

by Lit Dick420 March 31, 2017

Nigger Dick Jayden

Jayden Daniels, Quarterback Washington redskins.

Who let the skins to the NFC championship game?

Nigger Dick Jayden

by Dellsworth Hinckle February 11, 2025