Life is fast but I dont wanna live past you, cuz you are my only roots
I was the king of the drug booze thing now I've worn out the soles of my party boots.
I was the king of the drug booze thing now I've worn out the soles of my party boots.
by LYO45 April 25, 2009
Get the my party bootsmug. “lego my asshole baby”
by Fart noises August 25, 2025
Get the Lego My Assholemug. When a hot fecking dude shoots his load all over your glorious ass... its hot and then it goes fecking cold n claggy... eeewww
But it's nice 😋
But it's nice 😋
So I met him in a bar... he was cute.. we bonked and he shot his load all over my ass up a back alley... sweeeet!
He jizz on my ass!
He jizz on my ass!
by Naughtynikki August 21, 2017
Get the jizz on my assmug. by Tongahiti June 17, 2024
Get the apple of my caramelmug. Chips my Nips - used to describe the feeling you get when something occurs that really really annoys you. It is not a physical feeling, more a way of describing your level of irritation as a result of the occurance
Driver : *leaves the volume level on 27*
Me : “wow really?! You could’nt just turn it up to 28 could you?! You know how much that chips my nips. Am not happy.”
Me : “wow really?! You could’nt just turn it up to 28 could you?! You know how much that chips my nips. Am not happy.”
by lozzer1911 December 8, 2018
Get the Chips my Nipsmug. by BISCUIT SCOOPER October 18, 2011
Get the Scooped My Biscuitmug. 