National Penis Day

National Penis Day is a day where we appreciate all types of penis. Wether it’s small or big, we need to unite our penises together. Whip out that shmeat and let people appreciate it!! It’s occurs every April 13

“Anna isn’t it national penis day?” - Friend

“Yessir, whip out that shlong and let me see it 😩” - Anna

by lovelycock23 April 13, 2020

national nookie day

On national nookie day you post your favorite nookie.

happy national nookie day to my nook dana

by lawn clipper 3000 June 22, 2022

Rest Day

a day not only to give yourself a break from working out but to also give mfs a chance to catch up to you.

“we hitting the gym today?”
“nah, it’s rest day for me. you go on ahead!”😏

by swollen gym leader July 25, 2025

kick Delaney day

On October 20th anyone by the name of Connor Stevenson can go up to anyone named Delaney and kick them without consequences.

OMG I totally forgot today is kick Delaney day!!! I better go find her.

by Ginger Snap 004 October 14, 2019

day for me :33

SHUT UP

me: day for me :33

by LoldFuck June 14, 2022

National Block Kosta Uzelac Day

Today is the day that you block Kosta Uzelac on snapchat for the rest of the day! It's quite a simple task. You can do it soldiers.

"Omg! Today is National Block Kosta Uzelac Day! You better go block him!"

by Shithead420666 December 2, 2019

National Chris Miao Day

During this day, we celebrate the CMan320, for his valor in the most righteous battles of War Thunder. People can celebrate by playing War Thunder instead of doing any homework as a sacrifice for the years of missing assignments TheCMan320 made to play with Zackaroni. This Holiday is mainly celebrated by the people of North Carolina, Panther fans more specifically.

I'm going to fail all my classes in celebration of National Chris Miao Day this year. Maybe I'll even get the Wirbelwind.

by Migieus October 12, 2022