A Funkey Woman is a woman that gives you a key to come wake her up at 3am if you struck out at the bars. This is different than a funky woman. A funky woman just has nasty pussy.
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Nick : You will never feel the touch of a woman.
Joe : Yes doctor, I always use protections.
Nick : You will never feel the touch of a woman.
Joe : Yes doctor, I always use protections.
Christine : You have never felt the touch of a woman.
Jonas : Well, you clearly haven't felt the touch of a good doctor either, because that burn needs some serious ointment !
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Hym "Because they're the best ones to kill! It's so much more satisfying than killing a man! It's the only justice the world will ever know!"
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Sam: Damn, I want a woman...
Jack: Why? Slut.
Sam: Stfu I'm not. I just want someone to jerk me off
Jack: exactly what a slut is.
Sam: FINE.
Jack: Why? Slut.
Sam: Stfu I'm not. I just want someone to jerk me off
Jack: exactly what a slut is.
Sam: FINE.
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