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Adam Thomas

The act of seeking consistent growth in life; standing up when you’re knocked down; to achieve anything you set your mind to; to be great.
*neighborhood kid backflips a unicycle and sticks the landing*

after a year of many failed attempts, the crowd of neighborhood kids he had gathered as an audience go nuts and run to celebrate with the new neighborhood legend, the neighborhood parents stood in disbelief/shock, in the midst of the chaos the neighborhood ‘old man’ lifts his right hand from his walker to throw a balled up fist into the air as he screams “okay Adam Thomas, I see you”
by Jonahstanley25 May 20, 2024
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Thomas

Thomas is a little shit who thinks he’s popular and cool when he bully’s people. He usually has crushes on dumb white bitches named things like ‘Lora’ and ‘Amelia’
Did you see what Thomas was doing”
“No”
“He bullied Sam to death whilst fucking lora”
by Jejeieie November 13, 2020
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Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence

An extremely rare and expensive pre-workout known for causing buff bro Chads to vape and paddle spank other bro Chads in between sets. Consumption typically results in workout gear consisting of double layered petticoats with lace ruffles for sweat absorption. Post workout protein replenishment while using is always cornmeal mush and raw halibut.

Historically, it was given to members of English parliament on the verge of abandoning British rule. Side effects included wig theft, debauchery of other Parliament members wives, violent masturbation using raw cod oils as lubricant, and long periods of blackout followed by awakening naked in the tents of rival Native American tribes.
Chad Bro # 1: "Hey bro, did you see Tom at Planet Fitness spanking everyone in that colonist outfit?"

Chad Bro # 2: "Bro, you didn't hear? He got a hold of that Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence!"

Chad Bro # 1: "Fuck yah bro! I hope he got Earl Grey flavor."

Chad Bro # 2: "Nah bro, he's on that cornmeal mackerel ."
by TJeffWorkout January 10, 2020
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thomas

a fucking hot mother fucker
that hates being callled thomas the train
:that guy was hot
:he was probably a thomas
by big bitch badass hot motherfuc December 1, 2023
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Thomas Lovely

A Thomas Lovely is the term used to describe a male with a rather large head and an ego to match. With the atypical appearance of Sid from Ice Age, the individual is a kind person, but when it comes to sport he is a whole other animal. He is an individual where you don’t know what is worse, to beat him or lose to him because of his temper tantrums when he loses, or his arrogance when he wins.
*PLayer 1 wins*

Player 2: Well done mate

Player 1: Easy Victory Sir.
Player 2: You’re such a Thomas Lovely
by Player7572958 September 5, 2021
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Thomas

1. A name for people who are fucking epic
2. A blue train from a popular children's show
hey, did you see Thomas?
by Jonodman November 27, 2021
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Thomas

by Peace_of_shit December 12, 2023
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