by noahscottsbestie March 25, 2023
Advocate to someone an opinion or stance that s/he already holds -- preach to the converted -- push on an open door . . . with a flavour of "a bit of a waste of time and effort"
by Kickasso April 14, 2021
Noah L is most definitely one of the best people you could meet in your entire life, he has a huge heart (like other things) and a great sense of humour that can have literally anyone laughing in an instant. Noah is an incredible musician with great music taste. He is an absolute gentleman and was raised to be the perfect man. Noah is very respectful towards women and can make his girlfriend feel extremely loved. He swears waaaayyy to much however when he wants to, he can speak very poetically and uses his words to totally sweep people off of their feet. He also has AMAZING muscles. His abs and his biceps could make any girl melt. Not to mention his stunning hair, soft lips and beautiful face. In general, Noah is just hot. Noah's kisses send his girlfriend into an absolute spiral because they are so soft and lovely. If you find a Noah L, you have been ranked successful in my books because he is simply angelic.
by G1709 February 28, 2023
by Daniel beefpiles December 15, 2006
absolute spastic with no chill, perverted intentions around unnamed women, any skin must be covered at all times. please stay away from anyone with this ungodly name.
"OMG.. Is that Noah Gennockey, hide your ankles!!!"
"PLEASE HELP! Noah Gennockey is behind me with his 9" cock hanging out"
"PLEASE HELP! Noah Gennockey is behind me with his 9" cock hanging out"
by crazy bananas 9 May 02, 2022
Considered by some to be the greatest basketball player ever, PeePaw is known for longevity, playing across 4 decades. He averaged 18 PPG, on highly efficient shooting splits with a career .50 FG%, .37 3PT%, and .89 FT%. PeePaw entered the league in '76 quickly rising to be one of the leagues top forwards on both ends of the court, this peak was short-lived however as he led the league in turnovers in '81. The next year a bizarre trend emerged that was only later discovered by sportswriter Jon Bois in 2017. Rookie PG Fat Lever and PeePaw recorded the exact same stats over the course of the '82 season. This trend would continue all the way to Fat Lever's retirement in '95, including his injury in the '92 season where PeePaw sat out due to marital troubles. For the next four years PeePaw played limited minutes putting up career lows. However in 2000 when PeePaw started due to injury, he proceeded to have one of the greatest seasons ever at 43 years old. He averaged 26.8 PPG on 57.8% FG% and 40.6% 3PT% shooting, and 13.9 APG, winning the league's MVP and leading his team all the way to the finals. However, the most impressive stat from this season was PeePaw's 12 total dribbles, scoring purely off his silky jumper and masterful jab step + head fake bag. Much to the dismay of fans PeePaw announced his retirement in the post game 7 press conference saying that he couldn't continue on after the events of 9/11. This caused confusion at the time as nobody knew what 9/11 was.
Foolish Ragamuffin: "My glorious king Unc is the GOAT of basketball"
Wizened Elder: "Be quiet youngblood! Noah "PeePaw" Szymanski is the GOAT and it ain't even close. That brother blew up the defense like it was the North Tower"
Wizened Elder: "Be quiet youngblood! Noah "PeePaw" Szymanski is the GOAT and it ain't even close. That brother blew up the defense like it was the North Tower"
by PeePaw_9/11_truther January 03, 2025
by melodix February 15, 2018