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Ninja Squeeze

A handjob given by a female to a male. Most often method used in middle school and occasionally in high school.
What base did you get to?" "Not far man, just a ninja squeeze
by The Real Franklin and Bash August 2, 2011
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Ninja Sip

when you let someone take a sip of your drink and they drink way too much.
Sister: I just got back from subway

Brother: What did you buy to drink?

Sister: Just an fountain Iced Tea

Brother: May I have a sip? I am rather parched.

Sister: Okay, not too much though.

Brother: *SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP* *GULP*

Sister: WTF!! I told you not too much

Brother: NINJA SIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Fall_backwards December 29, 2011
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ninja problems

having problems with your homies or family
arguing with a hater and getting pissed
helping your homies or family with their problems
chick friend-waz wrong?
boyo-ninja problems.
chick friend-giggle.
boyo-not like that.
chick friend-whos startin shit?
boyo-i got it covered.
chick friend-iight
by me-hearts February 22, 2008
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ninja sauce

he got owned by the my ninja sauce
by MrNinja December 12, 2010
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Ninja-vitus

The mysterious loss of a tooth or teeth.
I took a bite out of my sandwich and out came a tooth! Damn you, ninja-vitus
by Lutra Tata August 21, 2011
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IT Super Ninja

A geek who has transcended the super geek state of being. A geek who doesn't even need to show up at work, and can still command all machines, servers, and networks as if he/she's standing there. See also r0x0r, h4x0rz, white-hat but not white hats.

IT Super Ninjas often make users uneasy by taking control of their mouse from inside their machine. If physical intervention is needed, they prefer to use the cover, concealment, and downtime of night, and often must be experts in lockpicking, parkour, and stealth while accessing workstations left locked behind closed office doors.

IT Super Ninjas are the highest, and finest breed of geek and are to be respected for their finely honed geek prowess.
User 1: "Dude. I think they hired an IT Super Ninja. My computer, internet, phone, everything- has been running for months without any issues."

User 2: "Yeah, I know. The other day, I emailed helpdesk after spilling a cup of coffee on my keyboard. My mouse started moving, and some crazy dubstep started playing on my computer. It shook my whole desk, and the coffee came out of my keyboard. It was crazy."
by Llejk Eloc June 15, 2011
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Ninja-mas

Only the best holiday ever. On December 3rd you have the chance to dress and act like the beloved ninja.
Dude1- I can't wait for ninja-mas!

Dude2- I alredy have my ninja stars polished!
by Samankerrkid November 24, 2009
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