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Canadian log jam

When you cover a maple leaf in maple syrup, jam it down a girls ass, and then nibble it out with only your front teeth like a beaver.
I met a Canadian girl the other night and she would only let me hit it if I gave her a canadian log jam.

I love the Canadian log jam, but the leaves are hard to find fresh.
by Jakelmoore January 12, 2023
mugGet the Canadian log jammug.

purple jam rock

A purple specialty cocktail- usually made with rum or soju. It derives its purple color from a rare tea made from the flowers of the Butterfly Pea plant or Clitoria Ternatea.
I went to a party and drank three Purple Jam Rocks at Miss Lily's- it was lit AF.
by jerkeveryting April 18, 2018
mugGet the purple jam rockmug.

My AK is jammed

When you are bad in Counter Strike and keep losing but you dont want to blame yourself.
Person 1: Bro, Person 2 you are so bad at the game, stop playing it.
Person 2: It's not me, My AK is jammed, doesn't want to shoot.
by pepsimango July 21, 2024
mugGet the My AK is jammedmug.

Sheep Jam

a common occurrence in New Zealand where hundreds of sheep walk across a one lane road for twenty minutes and block the traffic of one car
Person 1: Sheep jammed the road again, what's it called?
Person 2: A sheep jam.
by romansuperdestroyer May 29, 2021
mugGet the Sheep Jammug.

dirty Jam

A person who Jams random objects up the female participants ass and jamming the male participants cock in her pussy while pulling both his cock and the random object out the male will ejaculate all over the female participants friends t-shirt
Jake jammed his fat cock and a big dildo in jams pussy stretching it wide open causing male participant to then turn jam around and ejaculate all over the front of female jams friends t-shirt causing only a mess to be licked up. Dirty Jam- shoving dick and foreign object in tight pussy wallering and stretching pussy until time to cum turning female around and cumming on females friends t-shirt
by 'SlotSlut' February 17, 2023
mugGet the dirty Jammug.

Log jam

When a turd or poop get 'jammed' in the toilet sideways and refuses to get flushed. Like a log jam in a river causing a blockage.
We have a 'Log jam' in the guest toilet. Time to break out the poop knife.
by K lite April 26, 2020
mugGet the Log jammug.

Jam planning

The term "jam planning" means to be or the victim of what can only be described as opening another's ass and putting jam in said ass
I cant wait to jam planning you with my thick hands and my smuckers
by Convictedfelon101 April 11, 2022
mugGet the Jam planningmug.

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