Monkey Bar

When someone shoves a bar of metal up someone's ass, typically in a safe BDSM environment. The bar has to be made of metal for it to be considered a monkey bar. Some have also combined two cans of Arizona iced tea to create a monkey bar, but that is a very rare sight.

Those who do a monkey bar are often given names such as "Vlad the Impaler" to hide their identities.

A monkey bar tends to be on the extreme scale of BDSM activities.

Scenario 1:

Trushula: "Hey, did you hear? Vlad the Impaler shoved a steel bar up my ass. I think its called a monkey bar?"
"Yeah, I love it when Vlad does that. I love it when he monkey bars me."

by alpha-male-wolf-1230 May 18, 2025

off bar

An event that could not of been foreseen and is very outrageous

"Man killed by huge potato falling from the the sky"

Aw Lad, bit off bar that.

by Dankest November 28, 2017

bars on the floor

Standards being skinny so like if a girl is 234 lbs instead of what people like 80 lbs (witch is unhealthy) so like she’s fat so standards are she’s supposed to be skinny

“Ew shes fat the bars on the floor” “yeah”

by Luvmylipgloss1234 February 21, 2022

Mouth Bar

When someone makes you feel so good on the inside, you’d drink from thier mouth.

You make me feel so good, I want to get drunk from your mouth bar.

by Asee October 28, 2018

Mini bar

A dude with a micro penis who charges the same as a male escort with experience but who never lets u see by using date rape drugs behind closed doors , until u wake up in a room missing ur credit cards and feeling more horny and malnourished than before u fell asleep.

Definition: mini bar (Microsoft’s running apple) a product available for a third of the price on the street just the situation ur in forces you to pay for the mini bar service instead of walking somewhere.

by Cluttered mutt February 24, 2022

Fiber One Bar

You have no fricking friends and a loser LMAOO

your such a fiber one bar

by Lily ofc April 5, 2022

Potters Bar

A wild place south of hertfordshire and right next to the north of the M25. Potters Bar has much to show, like the slums of Oakmere, where neglected children and nitties yell at you for no reason, the warzone of Darkes Lane, where schoolchildren act fucking handicapped and “J2Trappy” thinks he’s the most petrifying man in existence, and the rundown area of Furzfield, where you can’t breathe in a 200 metre radius from the youth centre before your lungs collapse due to year sevens vaping like there’s no tomorrow inside, and the skatepark has been overrun by crackheads smoking weed and overall just acting special needs, running the skater kids out of a place to stay. Long story short, don’t come here, no matter what.

Jacob: I live in potters bar
Anne: Oh god, i’m so sorry

by PlayguyCartman March 2, 2023