The man lays naked in bed waiting for the woman.
The woman then runs down the hall way jumping onto the bed and perfecting landing on the man's shaft. The ERT has a success rate of 1/17 times.
The woman then runs down the hall way jumping onto the bed and perfecting landing on the man's shaft. The ERT has a success rate of 1/17 times.
Bro, I took home that fine bitch last night and she hit me with the Egyption Ring Toss, she came running and hopped right on.
by BC694 February 24, 2025
Get the Egyption Ring Tossmug. A shut up ring is an engagement ring given to a partner to get them to shut up or stop pushing for marriage.
Usually the one who gives the ring is the one who is reluctant to get married/engaged, so they provide a ring to the one demanding so they will stop talking about it.
Usually the one who gives the ring is the one who is reluctant to get married/engaged, so they provide a ring to the one demanding so they will stop talking about it.
Person 1: "Lisa wanted Jason to propose so badly, but he didn't want marrige yet."
Person 2: "Yeah. I heard he just gave her a shut up ring so they could both be happy."
Person 2: "Yeah. I heard he just gave her a shut up ring so they could both be happy."
by ScreamingInPublicRestrooms December 4, 2023
Get the shut up ringmug. A word used by northern b******s to describe something being dirty or filthy. This word is more commonly used in the North East of the UK, Middlesbrough, Newcastle, Hull etc.
by alwaysright118 March 3, 2022
Get the ringingmug. by explodingbannana July 26, 2025
Get the Saturns ringmug. A definite problem among gay men, a physical ailment that you develop after a long bout of intercourse.
Queer #1: Oh my god, I spent the 4 day weekend with that new guy I've been seeing.
Queer #2: Did you guys get it in?
Queer #1: Totally but I've got such a raw ring today.
Queer #2: Did you guys get it in?
Queer #1: Totally but I've got such a raw ring today.
by Che Teh Gay April 3, 2019
Get the Raw Ringmug. by GOAT MAXMUS August 16, 2018
Get the Ringing for ransomsmug. When men buy a ring from a store without asking for they're ladies size, when they get home they try it on their lady and if it fits, then she's the correct one, if it's bigger then it'll be a lovely relationship with chances of being together forever but not 100% and if it's smaller then it's a total red flag and shouldn't be dated
by EclipseDemon May 21, 2023
Get the Blind Ringingmug.