penis puppetiering

Can occur during any type of gathering a party, wedding, even a funeral! The puppeteer begins by removing his penis "a.k.a. Puppet" from his trousers and begins to stretch and pull on it of course to prepare for the upcoming show. Once he has his puppet prepared he then begins to manipulate it into a variety of different objects, such as the wrist watch, sail boat, cheeseburger, hungry baby bird, etc. after which the puppeteer takes a bow along with his puppet and that's all folks!

OMG Becky did You see the Penis puppetiering that puppeteer and his puppet did? Um ya the puppet, It was so big He must be one of those guys from North Dakota!!

by Vendetta Fist February 15, 2017

Penis Limbo

When a guy has half a rodd and can neither piss nor fuck.

I just banged Bills mom and now am in penis limbo because my dick is not hard enough to fuck the old gal again yet too hard to take a leak.

by catcar1 August 20, 2011

Penis Poverty

Someone with a dramatically small penis.

His dick isn;t just small, that man is living in Penis Poverty.

by Racer XXX May 3, 2022

bi penis

When someone cuts your dick into two. Someone might call it a snake tongue.

Damn dude, Becky gave you a bi penis

by Salt3boi December 15, 2018

Electric Penis

1. The act of sticking your penis into an electrical outlet.

2. Playing the electric guitar with your penis instead of your hands.

1. Dude! I totally had an electric penis when I toasted it in the wall outlet!

2. Holy crap, I just went and performed an electric penis on that guitar! Did you hear that perfect solo!?

by Cactus92 November 14, 2011

Penis Coolata

A drink made of sperm and some sort of alcoholic beverage that you drink at parties :)

I saw your mom drinking a Penis Coolata your dad made for her.

by peniscoolataluva96 May 5, 2011

penis trickle

When something turns you on so much a little comes out

That food was so good it made my penis trickle

by Disco D August 31, 2015