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Jake

Oh man, just filled to the brim with bees. May appear intelligent but that’s because bees are very intelligent and this guy is just basically made up of bees. Will often work flowers into the conversation and be able to find which kitchen cupboard has the honey in it like immediately. Can only be destroyed by killing the queen bee at the center of his “heart” that is if his ex girlfriend left any semblance of a heart intact.
“Should we invite Jake, over?”
No way man, I’m allergic to bees.”
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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jake nedved

A man with a big penis and a small ego. Jake nedved is the type of guy to whip out a snake when you expect a mesquito. also his sister is racist
"YO, did you hear that jake nedveds sister said the n word??!!
by wordwizard222254 March 21, 2023
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Jake

A smart outgoing guy that has an amazing smile that can light up the whole world he has a lot of girls going after him but he only has his eyes on one he loves her and would do anything to protect her he generally goes for girls that’s named start with an (A, K, M,L and H)
Christy:Woah look at his eyes his soo cute I wonder if he’d(jake) want to hang ou... oh... *sees him put his arm around his girl ) He has a girlfriend
by Stickstarbust June 19, 2019
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Jake may

Someone who is attracted to men and/or his mother
Jake may likes aiden juan!
by BLMisTerrorist September 10, 2020
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Jake

“I really wanna put my peepeee in Jake.”
by Sloppiboi December 16, 2018
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Jake

by Sterling Hawksmoor August 24, 2021
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Jake From State Farm

That punk assed bitch who calls late night flirting with you about hooking up in some khakis
That muhfucka who was shot in the ass by my homeboy for callin’ his chick at 3 in the morning, yeah that was Jake from State Farm.
by DVillan October 11, 2020
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