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jacob

a guy that never stops playing his xbox
his dad: stop play your xbox

jacob: no its life
by ligmaballs42069 April 18, 2020
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Jacob

The most amazing human being ever. Kind, super sweet, a gentleman, sexy, talented, and drop-dead gorgeous. You will get lost in his eyes. His smile is contagious and you can't help but blush at the thought of him. He also has a huge cock at at least 9 inches. Trustworthy, the first to apologize, and knows your boundaries. Has a sexy, regal voice that will drive you insane. He's kind to all he meets and will make his girlfriend (assuming he's taken) feel like the most important, beautiful girl in the universe. You will love him forever, and never forget him. He will be the best sex you ever have and that you will miss
Girl 1: Hey! Have you talked to Jacob lately?

Girl 2: well not talk, but my legs still hurts

Jacob: Hey, how are you?

Girl 1 and 2:jswarfkygulutdstukgu
by The first day May 3, 2019
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JACOB Chanukah

ANYONE WHO IS NAMED THIS IS SUPERIOR. they have a big ass cock xxxxxxxxl and can cop any girl they want such a fucking sexy beast
wow that guy must be a Jacob Chanukah he's soooooo hot
by fuckwad420,69ing twitles December 13, 2020
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Jacob

Jacob is that type of person everybody thinks is hot but then his voice is like he is on heailum and most the time they have ocd
He sounds like jacob
by Lazerdud3 March 18, 2019
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Jacob-Ferron

A word to refer to someone when they are a decent person. For example calling someone Jacob-Ferron as a way to compliment them. (Slang within Doncaster)
"Alright Jacob-Ferron / Alright Mate"
by Pooloo476 December 19, 2023
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Jacob

The most amazing guy you will ever meet. He is tall, strong, and handsome with the most beautiful blue eyes. I could get lost in those deep blue pools. I love him so much and you all will too. He is smart without being cocky about it, though he will tell you how great his grades are.😂 I don't care how much you love your current boyfriend, you will fall head over heels with him immediately. He is easily frustrated but will not take it out on you. He will love you no matter what and will always be there for you. He will always take care of you. He gives the best hugs and will hold you if you're upset or just cold. He is the love of my life and will be yours as well, just keep your hands off of mine!
Girl 1: Did you see Jacob? He looked great today!
Girl 2: Yes! I also heard that he got the top grade in his history class.
by Heartheartheart April 11, 2018
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jacob rider

a Lil gay guy who likes to be gay and is rarely even a guy, call him a gay girl if you will. he, oops... she likes to ride sacks.
Jeff: ayo, u actin like a lil jacob ride, get off my lap

Jacob rider: ohhh yaa
by lil jacob rider October 30, 2020
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