Dutch hookah

Farting into a cpap

I gave her a Dutch hookah by farting into her cpap while she was sleeping

by Intensewrench December 23, 2023

The dutch effect

When you have to shit soon after eating a heavy and/or greasy meal, usually breakfast.

Where is the bathroom, the dutch effect is hitting me hard.

by Rk0281 August 3, 2017

Dutch warship

A dutch gutter but including 3 or more people on a couch.

Ikea couches are not rated to withstand a Dutch warship.

by Good luck bru June 14, 2022

Dutch bird

Proper filthy girls

-Have you ever done it with a dutch bird?

-Yeah, I fingered one and she shit down my arm.

by chick bang boom April 18, 2018

Dutch ass pianist

A tall ass Dutch pianist, who is a smartass and misuses the word cracker.

Man this Dutch ass pianist just called my 1 year old son a cracker.

by Emirat October 26, 2019

Dutch Crunch

While trying to perform a Dutch Oven you accidentally shart.

Example: Last night, I tried to pull a Dutch Oven on Cynthia after eating Mexican food, and it turned into a Dutch Crunch.

by DRoclc August 9, 2018

Dutch oven turkey

When you fart in your friends face under the bedsheet covers and smear a blend of poop and mustard on them as the finishing act

Maverick awoke to an awful stench and orange crust on his bedsheets suspecting that Brad gave him a Dutch Oven Turkey the night previous.

by Pissball_33 July 29, 2025