parker christian taylor

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oh my god that is so parker christian taylor
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by ratweasel April 30, 2022
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Taylor Armstrong

The screaming woman in the "Woman Yelling at a Cat" meme.
One would think that Taylor Armstrong would dislike one of her not so fine moments being made into a meme, but she actually expressed her approval upon discovering it.
by Ubeenbamboozledson February 27, 2023
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Ruby Frances Taylor

She is always taking the boys by doing nothing. She is like the flu all the boys catch her. She is very Flat. She is really funny jokes. Haha she thinks.
She is supper crazy she always gives crackhead energy. Ruby Frances Taylor is a girl 👧
by Hdhdbffbf June 02, 2020
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Taylor Deflation

When all the blood in a man's penis instantly vanishes. In other words, when one goes from a throbbing boner to a turtle dick after experiencing a huge turn-off.
Coined in the 1999 rap song "Clemens" by Big Cletus
She made my cock soft like Taylor deflation when she sneezed on my balls down by the station.
by xXweedblazer69Xx March 01, 2018
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Taylor Hawkins

The late and great drummer of the Foo Fighters. He also played drums for Alanis Morissette. Rock in peace, Taylor. We love you.
“Dude, did you see the energy Taylor Hawkins was hitting those drums with? He’s a beast!”
by ForzaMonkey April 24, 2024
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Taylor Swift Shower

When you shower and your upper half is your only priority. Swift told DeGeneres that she only washes her legs when she shaves, because “shaving cream is like soap,”
This guy told me I did a Taylor Swift Shower and I was confused.

That means you don't wash anything past your lower half. Girl you always gotta wash your legs!
by 31xoelle December 14, 2022
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Bryony Taylor

A Bryony is a small brony. She has trust issuses and struggles with relationships. She sings her head off as she eats uncooked chips. she may be small but she is very fiesty. you dont wanna mest with the dark one for all magic comes with a price!
"Is that a Bryony Taylor? ooh kinky!"
by jammiedodger6732698 April 21, 2019
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