A girl that owns a set of makeup brushes and a morphe eyeshadow palette and acts like she is a beauty guru because her auntie let her do make up on her niece for a dance show once. Their makeup is usually cakey and they think they are all it. Will eventualoy put it in their bio on instagram to grt attention and make a site for their makeup looks to get customers and earn money. All of her customers are her friends that dont know any bettet themselves.
My mum just bought me the anastasia glow kit. Bitches come at me I'm a self taught MUA now!! Hater gonna hate xoxox
Anyone want a makeup appointment with me? Deposit £10
Anyone want a makeup appointment with me? Deposit £10
by toonicelol2000 May 7, 2018
Get the Self Taught MUA mug.A slang term used to describe a woman grabbing her own breasts when she is lonely or just for fun. This term can also be referred to as “mashed potatoes”; which is the feeling of breasts when they are copped, groped or squished.
(Can also be said as “potato” when someone else does it to a woman, or even a large man.)
(Can also be said as “potato” when someone else does it to a woman, or even a large man.)
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When you save all the ejaculant in jars, such as mason jars, then dating and saving them somewhere for a period of above 2 years where it might be used in the future...
by Dirk Diggler March 12, 2005
Get the self preservation mug.A male who purposely wipes himself for his girlfriend in order to use guilt as a means of manipulating her.
A male suffering from Self Wiped Male (SWM):
Boyfriend will not party or hangout with other male friends in areas in which females and males might interact in a physical way, so as to use this as a situation in which she feels guitly for him not having fun. In most situations the girl does the exact opposite and is the domanant one in the relationship.
Boyfriend will not party or hangout with other male friends in areas in which females and males might interact in a physical way, so as to use this as a situation in which she feels guitly for him not having fun. In most situations the girl does the exact opposite and is the domanant one in the relationship.
by David Meller May 9, 2007
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A male suffering from Self Whipped Male (SWM):
Boyfriend will not party or hangout with other male friends in areas in which females and males might interact in a physical way, so as to use this as a situation in which she feels guitly for him not having fun. In most situations the girl does the exact opposite and is the domanant one in the relationship.
Boyfriend will not party or hangout with other male friends in areas in which females and males might interact in a physical way, so as to use this as a situation in which she feels guitly for him not having fun. In most situations the girl does the exact opposite and is the domanant one in the relationship.
by thechefinator September 5, 2011
Get the Self Whipped Male mug.When an urbanetizen (see urbanetizens) uses Urban Dictionary as a venue for writing good things about oneself/one's girlfriend/boyfriend/friend
Seriously, what's the point in shameless self promotion? I'd rather see words others can relate to. Urban Dictionary isn't your school bathroom wall..
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