red pen

The process of fucking your teacher on her period...your "pen" will be red. You may even wipe it off on her in order to mark "corrections".

My chemistry teacher just gave me the red pen!

by Richard Noggin123 March 31, 2008

Red Arse

A red arse is a new recruit in the Irish Navy - most new recruits suffer sea sickness when they go on first patrol, usually off the west atlantic coast of Ireland, so heavy seas etc. The new recruits tend to sit midships (the most stable part of a ship, just by the funnel) feeling sorry for themselves while they puke

The heat of the funnel generally burns their arse! Thus new guys get a day or two leeway when they join a ship and are forgiven for sitting by the funnel! A senior rating (sailor) will refer to a junior "STFU you're nothing but a red arse" basically I've been around this ship longer than you!

"Shut TheF**k Up you're nothing but a red arse"

by Cobh June 16, 2013

red monkeys

Typically described as sneakers of the Bathing Apes brand and is known for being real fresh.

"... nigga this how we do, red monkeys bathin apes someone call the damn zoo!" - Chip tha Ripper

by MilkMan420 August 21, 2011

Red Baron

To shit, piss, cum, and pour Diet Coke and Mentos down a girl's mouth and vagina while she is having her period. You must then rail her in her mouth and vagina, causing her to bleed. Ensure you have the whole thing on tape.

Having done the Red Baron, I realized that my penis was far too strong for this weak little girl. Her lips and vagina shot out blood and Diet Coke and she was out cold.

by Yopmail User August 23, 2022

Red Army

A style of driving marked by utter fearlessness and a complete disregard for human life, inclusive of the driver and any passengers. The default driving style of anyone who has ever been trained to operate a vehicle in the armed forces of the former USSR.

"Don't ever accept a ride from Timur if you value your life. He drives Red Army style!"

by Moll Esther November 14, 2011

red sox

Baseball's most badass team whose heated rivalry against the Yankees should be a lot friendlier. Don't take that shit off the field. The Yankees are a good team too. We just love watching them lose.

Hopefully the Red Sox will pull a repeat!

by SoxNinja April 4, 2005

Red Lacing

To peacock and draw attention to your garments in order to overcompensate for your smaller than average physical assets.

What is that James is wearing on his head? He must be red lacing so girls won't look at his crotch.

by AMoney April 4, 2012