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professional esports player 

One with a particularly strong virginity shield who is often allergic to women. Professional esports players are hard to come by in public since they spend all their hours cooped in their coom cave. Although, when one is forced into society, they can be spotted due to their lack of hygiene. Traces like cum stains, strong BO, or Dorito dust are defining traits in a professional esports player.
a: Why is Michael having a seizure after grazing Suzy's elbow?
b: Oh he is a professional esports player.
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VHS Player

An ass-backwards, digital age term for a VCR.
"How are we supposed to watch this copy of Alien Private Eye? I don't have a VHS Player!
VHS Player by Badwig February 3, 2010
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playboicarti 

you will never be playboicarti
playboicarti by snapperu August 22, 2019

Competitive Player 

A man named Nick Schatzki who is naturally good at video games

Ex: Dead by Daylight, Murder, Uno, ect
Nick you're such a competitive player !
Competitive Player by __Le__ June 16, 2017

Playboi Carti 

A fire ass dude that releases more snippets than dropping songs but he still is fire
Boy : Hey did you hear Playboi Carti Wholelottared snippet ?
Friend: Yeah he never drops anything but it was fire
Playboi Carti by playgrlkayla January 7, 2019

Mini Ladd playing MarioKart 

A term to describe how you are feeling. You use it when you feel like all hope is lost and you want to die.
I got fired from my job and now I feel like Mini Ladd playing MarioKart.

playboi carti 

A rapper who sauces em up like Melo. Also does not allow females to come over his residence unless they bring a friend, not a fellow.
"Aii bruh, you hear that nigga playboi carti's new shit?"
playboi carti by YoungCorleone November 13, 2016