angry pirate

when your walking through the state of ohio and you see a monotone thot named makayla howard

hey look theres the angry pirate of ohio

by monotonethot May 8, 2018

pirate and booty

The same thing as Netflix and Chill but instead of Netflix, a show/movie acquired by piracy is put on in the background instead.

Sarah thought she was going to John's to Netflix and Chill but John pirated the movie that was playing so it turned into Pirate and Booty instead.

by md89 December 18, 2015

Seasick Pirate

The act of ejaculating in your own eye, blinding yourself, and on your lip often causing dry heaving, making you look like a pirate that is suffering from sea sickness

I accidentally came in my eye and on my lip, I looked like a seasick pirate

by Idothisforshitsandgiggles January 31, 2018

butt pirate

A Matey who, in the protheth of wearing The Eyepatch, plunderth the treathureth of other Mateyth, whether hith or her Vatheline-covered thword be drawn or not. Expected to have a lithp.

"It'th your turn to walk the plank," one Butt Pirate lisped to the other, while spitting saliva.

by babypiratesnapchat2 May 11, 2024

Animal Pirate

Someone who is willing to have intercourse with an animal or is simply attracted towards animals

Josh: Dude, did you hear about john?
Bill: Yeah I did. I hear he fucked a cow. What an animal pirate.

by PoopieMcPooperTon February 6, 2020

pirate's slang

A coolidiculous term for swear words

If you use pirate's slang in public, you either have bad manners, or you need to learn the phrase improve your vocabulary

by Sexydimma November 22, 2014

Pirate hook

A penis that is crooked or bent in an in even way.

Wow Morgan really has a small pirate hook

by The mad header July 24, 2015