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New phones disease

The incessant need to check your device every 5 minutes no nothing's going on (usually pertains to smartphones but other electronic devices can apply)
Dude 1:Ever since Joe got his new iPhones 10s Max , he's been checking that thing every chance he gets.
Guy 2: uh oh Joe has new phones disease.
Dude 1 : God help us he needs treatment.
by Myzfyt July 25, 2019
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Ghost Phone

When you take your phone out of your pocket and feel or think your phone is still in your pocket.
Guy one: "Shit dude why are you spazzing out?"
Guy two:" Just had a ghost phone moment, but I put my phone on the table."
by goodduck4 June 28, 2014
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Cell phone

A fake piece of accessory no-one uses. If people use it it's for having magical contact with people who are sitting at the other side of the room during a failed attempt at a party. It's considered fake bacause no-one has ever had contact with other beings.
Is that a cell phone you are holding?
No of course not, dont you know cell phones are fake?
by DefinitionOverlord May 8, 2017
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Phone wanking

When someone is continually playing on there smart phone and avoiding more important work and getting self gratification from it.
Has James compiled that report? Na he is phone wanking again!
by Odin1918 July 13, 2010
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Hydrophilic phone

When one microscopic water drop lands on your phone and makes your phone tweet a slur
Guy 1: Dude your Twitter got suspended
Guy 2: Yea i was dealing with a Hydrophilic phone

Guy 1: Dam I hate when that happens
by anonymous January 2, 2023
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call off my phone

To leave some one alone. To forget the person. Not blow up someone’s phone with calls, notifications, messages, etcetera miss me
Guy: call off my phone girl.

Girl: why?
Guy: cause I’m done with you
by Nncmjo January 21, 2018
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