penis pit

A vagina.

Pound my penis pit.

by Counselman Davies November 25, 2013

jeans penis

When a woman with a bodacious booty wears jeans but the front of the jeans hang loose in the crotch giving the illusion of having a male appendage even though you are a female

Those jeans give her a huge jeans penis. Nasty, wear something that fits that bodacious butt right!

by Kaery April 13, 2015

penis trickle

When something turns you on so much a little comes out

That food was so good it made my penis trickle

by Disco D August 31, 2015

Nega-penis

When someone's penis is so small it exists inside the body of the owner of the nega-penis.

Girl: I wanna fuck Jim.
Guy: you can't, he has a nega-penis.

by b0red1ncla55 September 23, 2015

Penis Squabble

An absolute cock womble who thinks he's the bollocks, but he isne

"Peter is an absolute Penis Squabble"

by Maximus89th August 25, 2016

penis snapper

A term to state when a porn star's vaginal organs are so powerfully strong that when a male's penis is inserted , it snaps in half , killing the male while the porn star laughs manically.

Faggotini :"I don't think prostitution is the best job for you"
Antoinette: "What are you talkin' about girl?"
Faggotini: "It just that with that penis snapper of yours , the amount of rekt penises are too damn high , our insurance bills can't cover their huge medical bills!"

by St1ff_D1ck January 7, 2016

carrot penis

A penis that belongs to gingers, or awkward blonde boys

Look, Joey has a carrot penis!

by carrothunter January 10, 2016