penis cum cake

a cake that has cum mixed with the batter and cum frosting.

i made you a penis cum cake for your birthday!

by (:shizzay! November 16, 2011

Penis Taco

When you lay your penis in the crack of someones ass stimulating a taco. It can be a hard shell or a soft shell depending on the person.

guy 1: Yea dude me and ur mom were making some penis tacos last night
guy 2: Eww man that's my mom ur talking about
guy 1: they were hard tacos
guy 2: ahhhhhhh!!!

by DuRt April 21, 2013

Penis Pie

A flaky dessert usually cooked with cock sauce

Coolguy16v cooks and shares penis pie with his homesexual friends

by raif May 30, 2003

Penis-Kissing Willie

A Little douchebag kid that wont shut up but thinks everyone is stupid while he is unaware that in reality he is actually a braindead little asshole. Commonly used in online gaming to refer to kids that come in just to ruin the game for people that want to have fun.

"Will That Penis-Kissing Willie shut the fuck up and stop glitching the door?"

by Furious Funk September 20, 2009

Penis Colada

Any drink that has been urinated in, ejaculated in, or had a penis inserted into it.

This magical transformation is usual done to enemies who are unaware.

Remember, you can turn any of your enemies (or friends) drinks into a Penis Colada.

I just gave that lucky asshole a penis colada!

by RBurton May 16, 2009

penis enlarger

another word for confidence booster

I need a penis enlarger bad

by tony July 17, 2006

Penis Battler

A warrior who weilds his penis like a sword

Lee Is a penis battler

by oop December 15, 2003