When someone doesn’t just gaslight you — they drop a full psychological nuke of denial, deflection, and bullshit all at once. The weapons-grade version of gaslighting. Instead of one lie, they unload a whole cluster-bomb of mindfuckery, making you question reality, memory, and why you’re even dealing with this muppet.
“Asked him why he lied once — bloke detonated a whole story about how I ‘misheard,’ ‘misread,’ and ‘misremembered.’ Straight gas bombing.”
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When the attendant is pumping your gas you have them fart onto your pork roll, egg and cheese sandwhich. Then you must immediately consume that sandwich while it's still warm.
Man that attendant really gave me the New Jersey Gas Pump treatment. Hopefully that was just ketchup he left on that sandwhich.
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