the act of pulling out ones penis and slapping a teacher, or substitute teacher in the face... then tea-bagging them... named after john dove, at Alamogordo High
by bogart March 9, 2005
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The worst leader of australia. Ever.
Possibly(probably) kisses the butt of George Bush and/or engages in sexual activities with him. Most likely submissive to Bush and gets his dick stuck in his ass. Or mouth.
Commonly known for his big eyebrows.
Fuck him.(Not literally, unless you wish to get STDs)
The worst leader of australia. Ever.
Possibly(probably) kisses the butt of George Bush and/or engages in sexual activities with him. Most likely submissive to Bush and gets his dick stuck in his ass. Or mouth.
Commonly known for his big eyebrows.
Fuck him.(Not literally, unless you wish to get STDs)
The reason that John Howard is going to lose the election is that he is possibly(Probably) pregnant. His(although this questions his sexuality as males cannot have babies. Therefore we will be referring to him as It), I mean, Its child will most likely be named:Gayassbitch Bush.
This is probably used to remind him about the (wonderful) times Bush's dick was in his ass.
May Bush's dick be with you Howard. Amen.
This is probably used to remind him about the (wonderful) times Bush's dick was in his ass.
May Bush's dick be with you Howard. Amen.
by HornySexLover October 26, 2007
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2.Can also mean someone who is a martyr for their own personal goals or gains. Whether it may be for attention or for the entertainment of others.
3.One who is deprived of a "spine" and will do just about anything they are told.
2.Can also mean someone who is a martyr for their own personal goals or gains. Whether it may be for attention or for the entertainment of others.
3.One who is deprived of a "spine" and will do just about anything they are told.
Your such as John Santos for asking out ten girls in one day.
That guy is a "john santos" for licking the caca on the ground.
Your such as John Santos for listening to me when I told you to jump off the bridge.
That guy is a "john santos" for licking the caca on the ground.
Your such as John Santos for listening to me when I told you to jump off the bridge.
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He chooses not to get married, get any woman pregnant and he says "no" to sex too.
He chooses not to get married, get any woman pregnant and he says "no" to sex too.
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