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Jam My January

Jam My January is like No Nut Novemer and Destroy Dick December but in Jam My January you have to smash your not on something and then masturbate while doing it. It's up for the challenge will you do it.
Hey are you doing Destroy Dick Decmeber. HEEEEELLL NAHHH man i'm not funna do that if I'm gonna do Jam My January
by Bic Pencils December 3, 2018
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day jamming

I saw Mrs. Schneibly at the grocery store, she was day jamming
by Day Jammer October 16, 2016
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Wyoming Traffic Jam

When a girl takes a shit and you proceed to fuck the girl with the shit on your dick.
That girl was freaky, she let me do a Wyoming traffic jam and now my dick burns.
by Whahzhxus November 20, 2017
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jim-jam boobaloo

Coincidentally getting a half-erection at an inconvenient or comedic moment.

Alternatively, a Boner Angel.
"Aw, what a Boobaloo, popping a jim-jam in the habeous corposé lesson!"

Alternatively:"Gosh darn, Oprah Winfrey is such a jim-jam boobaloo!"
by Sasquatch Handler Mike April 21, 2020
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Jam

Wow, do you see that guy over here? He's such a Jam.
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Jam

1. To play music on an instrument

2. To play live music with one or more musicians. ( i.e. band practice )
A drummer from another band called to see if I wanted jam with them to see if we were a good fit.
Do you guys want to get together and jam sometime?
by Lee Wrimmington December 6, 2022
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JAM

"Yo this girl is a hot mess!"
"Nah bro, she's a JAM."

"A JAM?"
"Just a mess."

"Ohhh, true."
by LeaveMeASloan April 11, 2017
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