Ninja Sip

when you let someone take a sip of your drink and they drink way too much.

Sister: I just got back from subway

Brother: What did you buy to drink?

Sister: Just an fountain Iced Tea

Brother: May I have a sip? I am rather parched.

Sister: Okay, not too much though.

Brother: *SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP* *GULP*

Sister: WTF!! I told you not too much

Brother: NINJA SIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Fall_backwards December 29, 2011

Versatile Ninja

That underrated sniper kid on ps3 who needs to start uploading more footage to get noticed. DO YO THANG FOOL!

Versatile Ninja is too fucking awesome for this

by DareSnipingg April 28, 2013

sweater ninja

1. A hipster who wears old navy sweaters and bad cologne and covers his nose with his sweater so he can better smell his cologne.

2. a self obsessed asshole

dude, did you see the see the sweater ninja walking out of old navy.
no, but i smelled him

by febract November 29, 2010

ninja sauce

The power you get when you get mad

he got owned by the my ninja sauce

by MrNinja December 12, 2010

Ninja Squeeze

A handjob given by a female to a male. Most often method used in middle school and occasionally in high school.

What base did you get to?" "Not far man, just a ninja squeeze

by The Real Franklin and Bash August 2, 2011

poke ninja

A poke ninja refers to talented and skilled person who pokes people on facebook using unusual and crafty methods. Poking in a ninja manner involves stealth, speed, mastery of various poking options.

Suspected to possess jedi-like powers, a poke ninja can poke using household objects, different programming styles, small rodents, and has an uncanny ability to dance in a 50s swing style to any kind of music, except country music.

Poke ninjas appreciate chaos, pickles and have been known to lick randomly people.

James is such an amazing poke ninja. Jessica was a pokecamper, and when he poked her, she didn't even realize it.

by rockcityfire February 25, 2011

ninja problems

having problems with your homies or family
arguing with a hater and getting pissed
helping your homies or family with their problems

chick friend-waz wrong?
boyo-ninja problems.
chick friend-giggle.
boyo-not like that.
chick friend-whos startin shit?
boyo-i got it covered.
chick friend-iight

by me-hearts February 22, 2008