A term describing an exceptionally wet vagina that creates a distinct, audible "gurgling" or "squelching" suction sound during intercourse. The "mitt" refers to the tight, enveloping sensation (like a glove), while the "gurgle" captures the sound of air and natural lubrication being displaced as the penis slides in and out. Often compared to the sound of stirring a fresh pot of macaroni and cheese.
“I knew it was going to be a good night when I heard that gurgle mitt sound the second we got started.”
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Drinking a Guiness in less than 3 minutes, but more than 2 minutes. It’s fast enough to be efficient and slow enough to be enjoyable.
Hey, we should do a 3 Minute Guiness before the movie. We don’t have a lot of time, but it will be fun.
by Oneofthebois February 25, 2026
Get the 3 Minute Guiness mug.The "Seven Minute Rule" states quite simply that if the meeting organizer has not joined the meeting within 7 minutes of the start time - the meeting is therefore officially cancelled.
It was designed by the British Upper Class to ensure punctuality and minimize time wasting.
With globalization and in particular the deterioration of Corporate Culture around the world - this rule is making a comeback and used throughout offices around the world
It was designed by the British Upper Class to ensure punctuality and minimize time wasting.
With globalization and in particular the deterioration of Corporate Culture around the world - this rule is making a comeback and used throughout offices around the world
"Mark set this meeting up, and he's not here, by the Seven Minute Rule the meeting is cancelled and we can go to the beach!"
by DarkFlare4220 February 13, 2025
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"Doc, I swear I’m not crazy, but I think that expired tequila gave me a raging case of ranunculopsia minuta—there’s a tiny frog in my sock, and the little bastard just winked at me."
Emma: "So we’re in the middle of this crowded café, right? And out of nowhere, Ben slams his coffee down, points at an empty chair, and goes, ‘Listen here, Sir Hops-a-Lot, you can’t just dismiss the socioeconomic implications of sentient breadsticks in a post-capitalist otter commune!’"
Jason: "Yeah, that’s full-blown ranunculopsia minuta. Either that or he’s been huffing too many philosophy podcasts again."
Though there is no known cure for Ranunculopsia Minuta, researchers have found that symptoms often subside after proper hydration, a full night’s sleep, or the realization that the frog is charging rent for emotional support. In severe cases, doctors recommend gently informing the hallucinated frog that it is, in fact, not real—though one subject reported that his frog simply replied, "That's what you think."
Emma: "So we’re in the middle of this crowded café, right? And out of nowhere, Ben slams his coffee down, points at an empty chair, and goes, ‘Listen here, Sir Hops-a-Lot, you can’t just dismiss the socioeconomic implications of sentient breadsticks in a post-capitalist otter commune!’"
Jason: "Yeah, that’s full-blown ranunculopsia minuta. Either that or he’s been huffing too many philosophy podcasts again."
Though there is no known cure for Ranunculopsia Minuta, researchers have found that symptoms often subside after proper hydration, a full night’s sleep, or the realization that the frog is charging rent for emotional support. In severe cases, doctors recommend gently informing the hallucinated frog that it is, in fact, not real—though one subject reported that his frog simply replied, "That's what you think."
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