Matthew

They are lovers of Chickens. When it comes to Chickens, Matthew’s can not get enough of them. Matthew’s walk around talking about how big their Chicken is and brags how his 1 Cock in the barn takes care of all the Chickens.
Matthew’s also break’s everything they touch.
You can Normally hear Matthew’s bragging about their 2 Stokes.
Matthew’s catch phrases normally are, Right Gerald? And Braaap!!!

Dam!! Wish I had Chicken’s like Matthew’s.
Don’t let Matthew touch it, or it will never run right again.
Fucking 2 Stroke Bud..

by HondaReverb August 19, 2020

Matthew

A person who has not watched the office.

Don’t be a Matthew check out this amazing series.

by Bruiser85b March 4, 2022

Matthew Telfer

The small little half Asian boy who gives of Jeff Dahmer vibes. The type of guy to follow you to your house and get lost on the way back. If you have a shred of melanine in your skin, the dude calls you every possible racial slur imaginable.

Matthew Telfer your such a monkey

by sorannna234 February 5, 2023

Matthew

A bitch ass niga nobody fucking likes on sum real shit. Get some bitches nigga.

Matthew sucks cock

by VNR4 November 22, 2023

Matthew watts

This kid.... He grinds my gears.
He usually sits on his ass eating an apple to pretend that he actually just a fat ass.
He also fucks his relatives and eats crackers like the one he is.
Well what can i expect from someone from west greene...

My name is Matthew watts

by Your_dad445567 November 26, 2018

Matthew Lowe

Matthew Lowe is a Badass man that will kick your ass if you mess with his family or friends. He is the best fisherman in the world and is extremely handsome. His beautiful blue eyes are stunning and he is an amazing lover. He performs oral on his woman better than anyone known to man kind and is loyal honest hard-working and caring. He is the best friend you could have and even better lover. If you're lucky enough to meet a Matthew Lowe be sure to say hi.

He is a real Matthew lowe

I wish I was as cool as Matthew lowe

by Outlaw86 December 8, 2020

Matthew

Matthew is a gift of God and the coolest guy you have ever met! He is so handsome!

So cool Matthew!

by Daskier November 7, 2021