Matthew Wickey

Matthew Wickey is a very nice person. Known to be tall and big. He has a great personality and a nice face. He is musically talented and a smart and witty man. He is fun to hang around but his awesomeness can get overwhelming. All in all he is a grate man.

Matthew Wickey is so cool!!

by Bobby bones333 December 2, 2021

matthew

hes short, annoying, can be funny but is mostly just obnoxious, and looks like spongebob

bro look at matthew his teeth had a fucking devorce

by leleponsfan92 November 1, 2020

Matthew

A Matthew is definitely a unique creature. They are generally very tall and think they are the MASTER of everything when I’m reality their not. Matthews are the slowest things in existence slower then the Toyota Prius. Matthew’s are actually very similar to snails. They move very slowly and take forever to get ready especially takes forever to get out of the car. Being named Matthew means that you also suffer from a unique sleep schedule, almost similar to the way a hamspter sleeps, never on a set sleep scheldue, awake at random times (mostly late night hours 😉) , even goes the extra step to bring a blanket to sleep in school. Lastly, being named Matthew means that you snap every girl within a 100 mile radius of where you live.

Matthew is a unique creature

Matthew’s are generally in a better mood when intoxicated

by Lamboman18 February 12, 2022

Matthew K

Sloppy pig who likes bbq sauce and has a lot of dandruff.

Matthew K Is a sloppy pig who
likes bbq

by Krusty Weirdo 997 December 2, 2019

matthew windsor

a type of male who thinks his dick game is strong but in reality he’s a rabbit in the bed. he wants to fuck any bitch with legs and his famous line is “lemme come over”

girl #1 - Matthew Windsor texted me last night and said “lemme come over” . I think he likes me

girl #2- dont feel special, texted me the same thing and asked to tap

by Lil boat 2000 May 26, 2020

Matthew

A real piece of shit, that one cracker-ass emo kid who loves Green Day and gets absolutely no pussy

I met this one guy at school who was an absolute joke, his name was Matthew

by stumpycrumpy December 12, 2021

Matthew Billy

Matthew Billy is a brain disorder in which one man is missing brain cells and he believes he is black when he is pure Caucasian.

K-Breezy, Tim, And Raisian think that Matthew Billy needs help for thinking the he is the African King and that his delicious girlfriend Tasty is the African Queen. Matthew Billy has lost his shit.

by Timothy1 👑 May 28, 2020