by Sigma Ohio Level 5 gyatter April 26, 2024
Get the Skibidi Sigma Ohio malemug. Examples of male canon events include:
>drawing comics as a kid
>playing video games with the boys
>fumbling your first crush
>realizing you hate being in school
>fantasizing about saving your crush from some violent entity
>holding the flashlight for your dad
>graffitiing something
>realizing you gotta hit the gym
>wanting to start a YouTube channel
>realizing that you’ll never be good enough at your favorite sport to go professional
>hating your first job
>realizing how badly you need to fix your life at 3 am
>watching your friend group evaporate after HS
>living in an apartment and refusing to decorate it
>wondering if you’d look better bald
>drawing comics as a kid
>playing video games with the boys
>fumbling your first crush
>realizing you hate being in school
>fantasizing about saving your crush from some violent entity
>holding the flashlight for your dad
>graffitiing something
>realizing you gotta hit the gym
>wanting to start a YouTube channel
>realizing that you’ll never be good enough at your favorite sport to go professional
>hating your first job
>realizing how badly you need to fix your life at 3 am
>watching your friend group evaporate after HS
>living in an apartment and refusing to decorate it
>wondering if you’d look better bald
by Shepherd Guy May 8, 2025
Get the Male Canon Eventmug. Face Sitting Male, I sat on my wife face last night and made sure her nose and mouth close to but hole
by facesitting male September 11, 2019
Get the Face Sitting Malemug. A Sigma Male (or Female) is just someone who knows this world we live in is a simulation and that we live in a prison, within a prison, and so on.
While the rest of the known universe lives to conquer or be conquered, the Sigma observes and takes in information so they can survive in a mad, mad mad world.
This leaves them vulnerable to jealousy from lesser Betas and even Alphas.
The Sigma does not care for fame but does like to collect fortunes as needed.
The Sigma is born with an intellect and instinct that reflects their erudition and spiritual goals, as they progress towards a way out of this worldly trap we are all stuck in.
Definitely a "Lone Wolf", but a Sigma knows that they still need other life forms to help with survival and pleasure, but keeps a distance from evil actors, deranged individuals and groups.
While the rest of the known universe lives to conquer or be conquered, the Sigma observes and takes in information so they can survive in a mad, mad mad world.
This leaves them vulnerable to jealousy from lesser Betas and even Alphas.
The Sigma does not care for fame but does like to collect fortunes as needed.
The Sigma is born with an intellect and instinct that reflects their erudition and spiritual goals, as they progress towards a way out of this worldly trap we are all stuck in.
Definitely a "Lone Wolf", but a Sigma knows that they still need other life forms to help with survival and pleasure, but keeps a distance from evil actors, deranged individuals and groups.
by Charismatic_Fiend September 28, 2023
Get the Sigma Malemug. Marcus: WOW is it true that Buno is a Buno Yoghurt male female edition?
Bille: Yes of course what else?
Mancus: A yog
Bille: Yes of course what else?
Mancus: A yog
by the one and only youghurt male May 21, 2024
Get the Buno yoghurt male female editionmug. 
A Alpha Somali male, although you don't have to be Somali to have Soma Male characteristics. A Soma male does what he wants, and is not easily influenced by his surroundings. He makes tough necessary decisions, with courage, and has enough resilience to bare the burdens along the way.
by Focus766 June 2, 2022
Get the Soma Malemug.