When you piss into one of someones nostrils, then cork it. Then, cum into the other nostril and cork that as well. Then get one of the thousand of heroin addicts in baltimore, and have uncork both nostrils simultaneously into the addicts mouth, before stealing his wallet and giving him some laced weed.
Me and my homeboy got so drunk last night we did a Baltimore Lobotomy on the crack addict living in my backyard. Sadly he did not survive the weed i gave him.
by Wichita Wanker November 8, 2025
Get the Baltimore Lobotomy mug.Typically used when referring to a character in a television show or film who has undergone a noticeable and abrupt change from how they were originally introduced, often without any clear explanation or buildup.
Cat Valentine is such a silly character, I love her.
Yea, but I miss her character in season one, pre-lobotomy.
Yea, but I miss her character in season one, pre-lobotomy.
by Petroleum Jelly1231 November 9, 2025
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A euphemism for shooting someone in the head, usually after expressing disdain for someone or a group.
by Baldr57 November 14, 2025
Get the Lead Lobotomy mug.1. To hype or excite someone, either intentionally or unintentionally, only to disappoint or let them down afterward.
2. To deliver bad news, often wrapped in an initially positive or luxurious gesture, such as gift-giving or celebratory actions.
3. (Military slang) A tactic used to prepare soldiers for bad news, where "lobster" (or another symbol of indulgence) is served beforehand to signal that unpleasant news is forthcoming.
2. To deliver bad news, often wrapped in an initially positive or luxurious gesture, such as gift-giving or celebratory actions.
3. (Military slang) A tactic used to prepare soldiers for bad news, where "lobster" (or another symbol of indulgence) is served beforehand to signal that unpleasant news is forthcoming.
"The whole team was excited about the promotion, but when they called us into the office, I felt like they were serving lobster—we knew something bad was coming."
"The general served us lobster before delivering the news of the deployment extension; it was a classic case of serving lobster."
"The general served us lobster before delivering the news of the deployment extension; it was a classic case of serving lobster."
by Cat Frankenstein November 29, 2025
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by anonymous December 4, 2025
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Example: For decades, Scientific Lobbies funded by the sugar industry successfully directed nutrition research toward blaming fat for heart disease, published favorable studies in major journals, and marginalized scientists pointing to sugar's role, distorting public health guidelines for a generation.
by Dumu The Void February 4, 2026
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