Kyle is that one friend who hate family, has to much energy, punches holes in drywall, and will prolly die at 25 from how much monter energy drinks he drinks
Friend 1: "Holy sh** kyle is a mad man"
Friend 2: "stop punching walls bro"
Kyle: *punching holes in walls while shotgunning a whole monster energy drink*
Friend 2: "stop punching walls bro"
Kyle: *punching holes in walls while shotgunning a whole monster energy drink*
by KoolKid102 June 27, 2019
Get the Kylemug. Kyle is the kind of dude that tries too hard just so people will like him. He also is a predator who plays baseball. Kyle has some of the prettiest eyes ever but you might get disappointed when you see the rest of his face. And he cheats on math work all the time. When Kyle talks about having "hoes" it will make you bubble with laughter. Also math teachers love Kyle and don't care what he does.
by crazykoolkid November 14, 2019
Get the Kylemug. Kyle, a Scorpio, is a long black haired metalhead man with a hell of a sense of humor. Even if he may be misunderstood or not appreciated because of his dry views on the world, he is more of a friend than you could ever ask for. He cares about you, even if he may show it in many eccentric ways. His eccentricity is what makes him special, and you should always appreciate him for it. He gives the best and well-thought out advice, and if feeling up for it he will provide you enough comfort for you to look back on for years.
Also, he has an impeccable taste in music, you’ll never be disappointed if you ask him for suggestions. An absolute demon in bed, you’ll find yourself waking up and feeling all at once every physical sensation that you went to bed having felt.
But even if he may be witty, he may be the life of a party and a decent figure to look up to, be mindful that he might need a friend too. Someone to be around when he’s not at his best, or when his anxiety gets the best of him. He always does his best, and sometimes because of it he neglects his own emotional health for those around him.
Also, he has an impeccable taste in music, you’ll never be disappointed if you ask him for suggestions. An absolute demon in bed, you’ll find yourself waking up and feeling all at once every physical sensation that you went to bed having felt.
But even if he may be witty, he may be the life of a party and a decent figure to look up to, be mindful that he might need a friend too. Someone to be around when he’s not at his best, or when his anxiety gets the best of him. He always does his best, and sometimes because of it he neglects his own emotional health for those around him.
“That guy you’re always talking about, you’ve gotta introduce him to me”
“Oh, Kyle? I’d be absolutely pleased.”
“Oh, Kyle? I’d be absolutely pleased.”
by vampiric flesh May 22, 2022
Get the Kylemug. shes the most beautiful girl in the world, usually with blonde hair. she is one of the nicest people you'll meet. she's obsessed with her boyfriend, and is just a fun person to be around
by thatrandomguywithagirlfriend July 30, 2021
Get the Kyleemug. 
bro. a guy that fumbled the bag with emo anime girl. he aint rizzy w it and he not a 9 in. but #dayonerilf he is day one waifu. his favorite things to say are, "bro that's tuff" "bro lock in" "per chance" 100% a true yapper and WONT STOP TALKING
by mommymckee March 17, 2024
Get the Kyle stefanmug. Kyle is the kindest and most caring person in the entire world. they make a lot of ur mom and amongus jokes but they're actually funny. they also threaten to kiss you a lot but lipbite /hj
they're also adorable and Im gonna give them a big old smooch MWAH MWAH MWAH
they're also adorable and Im gonna give them a big old smooch MWAH MWAH MWAH
by imgayandilikefrogs January 7, 2022
Get the Kyle <3mug.