Jordan

Like the river, long and gangly. A Jordan is a Humanoid that can be heard amongst Gyms listening to the heaviest of metal while screaming "lightweight" and random passers by and releasing toxic fumes to deter predators, often making them uncomfortable and forcing them to leave the area they're training in. This gives the Jordan a larger area to train in where he boasts about doing Squats and never missing leg day, although his legs still look very "meh".

I was training over in the free weights but then this guy dropped a protein fart like an absolute Jordan.

by FSGremlin February 26, 2021

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Jordan Rachel

The hottest woman in the universe. Hands down.

Did you see Jordan Rachel yesterday?

by Thegainz1 March 9, 2021

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Jordan

(Male)Jordan is that one guy that you will like on and off. and u will like him forever and then one of your friends will like him so u will stop liking him but it is impossible so if there are any jordans that you know show him this, please.

Girl 1.whats up
Girl 2. guess what

Girl 1. oh no are you thinking about...
Girl1 and Girl2 ....JORDAN

by Ellathesmella March 18, 2021

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Soft

Daddy: hey Jordan what are you

Jordan: I am a jonina lover

by Big dende March 18, 2021

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Jordan-Gank

The theory that providing assistance to a losing situation will not improve upon it. It would be better to capitalize on a winning alternative, or to improve one's own situation.

"Has anyone seen our Jungler?"

"Are you winning lane?"

"No?"

" You should never expect a Jordan-Gank"

by JTrollen March 25, 2021

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