Wet Dream Texting

When your half asleep spitting fire in the DM and your Dream Texting turns into sexting. This new level of typed sexual genius is know as Wet Dream Texting. When this starts you better bust out the boots, there’s gunna be puddles.

Damn boo, I’m wet Dream texting right now. Hope your phone has a lifeproof.

by Drip Drip Drop February 17, 2020

funnel text

Simulatiously texting a large number of women to whittle down the responses with the end goal of having selfish one-sided sex with a responder.

I was funnel texting last night....got 5 responders and ended up shagging Jessie again.

by Famous Reekie January 1, 2017

text injection

When you send someone a text that is Holy Spirit inspired. Sometimes a prophetic word, sometimes a word of encouragement, but always filled with love and fire! Pointing People to Jesus.

I will send you a text injection as the Lord leads.

by GloryCarrier January 19, 2018

Parent Text

When a Mother/Father/parental guidan is upset with you, and sends a essay instead of a text.

Person "I forgot to do the dishes before I left, and now I got a parent Text from my mom".

by i_love_fancy_bread September 12, 2022

text-back disorder

When you simply see the message but don't respond and a pattern forms. It becomes more severe.

"I have a bad case of the text-back disorder"

by Modern Day Disorders August 7, 2017

banana texte is marvellous

A phrase indicating that you like how you can send text messages on the banana phone.

I like the banana phone, banana texte is marvellous!

by PlaceReporter99 March 5, 2023

Co-text

Is the act of two or more people collaborating to generate or respond to texts messages.

If a text doesn't make sense and and you know the other party has company, one could respond back "Are you and Betty co-texting me?

by mr. Bizzo June 7, 2011