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Humans

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Human is an intelligent being used for corrupting this world of discoveries or some sh*t
f*ckin each other until it's done for...
living on the earth with humans🤓 and animals🐶 living inside
by BirdyIsCool May 7, 2022
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humanity

just a ton of dickhead and asshols that live and breath.
humanity is fucked up.
by scanner_ May 7, 2022
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modified human

Modified human is a euphemism for someone high on drugs, usually psychedelics. The term is popular among the burning man community.
There's a lot of modified humans out tonight.
by cyan May 9, 2022
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Humanity

1. A mistake; Something that shouldn't exist
"Humanity has once again betrayed itself"
by BacchusEntr May 9, 2022
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Human

A being cursed with a brain that never shuts up
by Why_brain_no_function May 12, 2022
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lost faith in humanity

When General Shepherd magnums you so hard in MW2 that you took a whole bottle of Ibuprofen.
Bro I fuckin lost faith in humanity when I Shepherd shot me and Ghost.
by what kinda name is soap September 19, 2022
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The Human Version of a Golden Retriever

A person who makes everyone around them happy, does not do anything particularly complicated or stressful, elicits a smile on the faces of others upon the mere mention of their name, and whom people love being around.

Every group of friends and company needs one. In sports, they are referred to as a Locker Room Guy.
Howard: I swear the only thing good about this job is Andy. Every time I am upset or stressed, I go hang out at his desk and feel better.

Alyssa: Ya, he is The Human Version of a Golden Retriever. Management keeps him around for that reason, to sanitize this shit ass job.

Thomas: Smells like shit, tho
by Mike109999 October 2, 2022
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