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Ethan

Only super rare types off ethan's are humongous jerks. They will always try and start fights for no reason. The are bootycheeks and need to get a hold on their life. But ladies, if you are friends with an Ethan please if you notice that he is calling you bad names and making you feel bad about yourself drop that ugly ass nigga cuz he aint worth it. So just to clarify not all ethans are like this. And if he comes back to you reply with some sass girl. And men, if something weird is going on with him or he is making you feel bad too drop him hard. Just my advice! ;)
oh that is that dude named ethan who was being a huge jerk to me. Oh he also has a small dick.
by JulieLemoine1234 December 5, 2018
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Ethan D.C.M

The most handsome and loving man in the universe. So kind to people and animals alike and is a true diamond in the rough. Ethan works so hard and puts 100% effort and enthusiasm into everything he does.No one can compare to Ethan, because Ethan is epic ❤️ Ethan is also a bit of a silly salmon, but it's very endearing to see him act daft from time to time.
Girl: Wow my boyfriend is the best

Girl 2: Sorry, you're incorrect. Your boyfriend isn't called Ethan D.C.M therefore he can't be the best. There's only one Ethan in the world and that's my Ethan.
by Boogle5 June 4, 2021
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Ethan Stags

Is That Ethan Stags?
by ZimmyTheSexyGuy June 29, 2021
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Ethan

Ethan is a guy who always smiles. He's always cheerful; you would be hard pressed to find him sad or mad. He is also obsessed with drinking milk. He's a God-fearing man and is very loyal to his family and friends.
Everyone needs an Ethan in their lives!
by Snapple.d.app December 11, 2018
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Ethan

If you know an Ethan you know how truly caring he is. He’s kind and charismatic but in the best way possible. He can beat down on himself sometimes however. Even though we all love and care for him. He’s stubborn to the point that it’ll drive you crazy if you have a short temper. Words to describe an Ethan: caring, sweet, smart, artistic, kind, mindful, patient, and loving. He’s a huge nerd but in the cutest way possible. He’ll always comfort you when you need it. Everyone needs a Ethan in their lives.
Person A: Wow I’ve heard Ethan is amazing. Do you know him?

Person B: Of course I do. Who doesn’t? He’s the nicest and cutest guy ever.

Person A:*thinks* welp
by Vi...crumbly kookie February 18, 2019
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Ethan Goff

“Yo you hear bout that Ethan Goff kid”

“ yuh I heard his dick destroys the pussy
by FreeBobbyShurmeada March 1, 2019
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Ethan

A long haired metal head who enjoys sex conversations. He loves the guitar and only uses it with the distortion filter on. Loving parents and tends to have the hottest brother
Person1: Did you see Ethan?
Person2: yes, I bet he has a hot brother.
by Witty Brother November 5, 2023
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