Ethan

a cock suckler that’s shit at hockey and let’s joe Biden sniff him cuz he’s gay
Ethan is sniffed by sleep joe
by Ethan miller September 22, 2020
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Ethan is the hottest man ever, he has a huge penis and is so smart. He gets all the ladies, and the gentleman. All the genders will simp over this man. With one look in his eyes you will instantly be in love with him. You will dream some dreams about him and you will be obsessed over him.
Oh my god! Have you seen Ethan's eyes?
So dreamy
by LargeWeineredMan May 16, 2022
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Ethan is THE MOST special person you will ever meet in your lifetime. Not only are his looks ON POINT, but you’ll never meet another with the personality Ethan has. He’s the kinda guy that’s constantly in your mind. Your first thought in the morning, and the last before you fall asleep. When you talk to him, you feel as though no one else really matters. Whoever said nobody is perfect, clearly never met an Ethan. With the humour, kindness, and affection of an Ethan, you can’t go wrong. But go find ur own Ethan cause this one is mine <3

ps: Ethan’s also tend to have really big hands?
girl: is anyone really perfect?
girl 2: yes actually.
girl: who?
girl 2: Ethan ofc
by annie_2415 November 25, 2021
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A very cute guy that every girl wants but doesnt get cuz he has his eye on the one he wants and will always get her. He is funny, quipy, tall, athletic, dark, and sexual. He knows how to make a girl feel good and she always does. He has respect for those who earn it and has friends everywhere for his amazing personality. But if u ever make him made youll regret for he doesnt accept it. Ethans r amazing, handsome, strong guys that every girl wants and every guy wants to be
Girl1:did u see that guy back there, he was such a perfect tall, dark, and handsome guy?!
Girl2:yeah, he MUST be an ethan!
by Crazygirl1218 January 12, 2018
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The gayest man you will ever meet in your entire life. Also most definitely a simp
Wow did you see Ethan, what a simp am I right
by Cha seh February 26, 2020
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A very kind and handsome guy. He can be sensitive sometimes but he is very cool. He can be a snitch but he has a very nice heart.
Oh your are such a Ethan soo smart
by Leo Messi7 November 25, 2021
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A spoiled rotten good for nothing punk. He gets whatever he wants and lies around the house watching Tv and eating little caesars pizza. He thinks he is so cool but in reality he is chopped liver!....if you ever meet one stay clear!
guy 1. Have you met Ethan?
guy 2. uhh.....ya....lets not talk about him!
by good fo nothing November 05, 2020
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