Ethan

literally the friendliest most sustainable guy you’ll ever find and a 10/10 cat dad.
Amazing music taste, super nice and so cool.

person 1: hey is that your friend ethan?
person 2: yeah obviously! Look how cool he is
person 3: man, i wish i had an ethan as a friend.

by iheartglee October 6, 2021

Ethan Calma

Ethan Calma is normally a guy with a friend named Aislinn. He always has an ex girlfriend named Arianna. Ethan is a kinda lovable person that is down bad. (LIKE REALLY) he’s also really sus. Ethan is also amazing and makes peoples days. He’s also adorable and cute.

Ethan calma is an amazing guy

by Aislinn Davidson December 31, 2021

Ethan

A literal GOD.

"I wish i was like Ethan"

by anonymous February 6, 2022

Ethan

Ethan goes great with April but but gets rejected a lot he acts gay with the boys bit he's not

Ethan shoudl ask out April
Yeah he shoudl!

by Mr smarty legs 23 July 18, 2021

Ethan Hotaling

Ur name shows it’s wrong on spellcheck

Ethan Hotaling is funny but his name isn’t correct

by acelibateho February 12, 2022

ethan

an absolute faggot who loves minors

“Oh look over there hes talking to a child”
“He must he an ethan!”

by Hungry Harold May 12, 2025

Ethan Myton

Needs a hair cut

Hey ethan, you look homeless as fuck go get a haircut you ethan myton

by The most special special June 26, 2023