When you take a shit all so mighty that you may hit your head on a wall or floor.Then as you process to shit your penis is in the toilet water and as you flush it gets sucked and swirled in the water below.
by cosmicgaming October 14, 2016
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by drunkenirishman27 September 18, 2016
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Interviewer: So you support Donald Trump?
Interviewee: Yes, he says what I think. I should be allowed to hate people based solely on their religion and because they are immigrants. Despite mounting evidence that nothing he says is true, feasible or even likely to happen his words really resonate with me. I think I realized I was a Dump when he said he'd ban muslims. I mean imagine if Harry Potter had banned muslims. Then Voldemort wouldn't have been able to enter the country under that turban. It's science.
Interviewer2: How was the Trump rally?
Protester: It was overwhelming. I've never seen so many dumps in one place. The media's failure to educate the masses has finally come to bear and it may be too late to flush.
Interviewer: So you support Donald Trump?
Interviewee: Yes, he says what I think. I should be allowed to hate people based solely on their religion and because they are immigrants. Despite mounting evidence that nothing he says is true, feasible or even likely to happen his words really resonate with me. I think I realized I was a Dump when he said he'd ban muslims. I mean imagine if Harry Potter had banned muslims. Then Voldemort wouldn't have been able to enter the country under that turban. It's science.
Interviewer2: How was the Trump rally?
Protester: It was overwhelming. I've never seen so many dumps in one place. The media's failure to educate the masses has finally come to bear and it may be too late to flush.
by Darth_Kinto August 27, 2016
Get the Dump mug.The act of watching oneself masturbating in front of a mirror (drumpfing) while sitting on a toilet taking a dump (dumping). This can be promoted to a super dump n drumpf if the participant is spewing forth racist rhetoric.
Jon: yesterday I totally walked in on Donny "dump n drumpfing"
Oliver: gtfo!
Jon: yeah... I'd even call it a super dump 'n drumpf on account of him screaming something about Mexican rapists
Oliver: We gotta build a wall around that shit..
Oliver: gtfo!
Jon: yeah... I'd even call it a super dump 'n drumpf on account of him screaming something about Mexican rapists
Oliver: We gotta build a wall around that shit..
by Dirty bugz August 17, 2016
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Get the Milk dump mug.The slow dump is when you have been on one date and are not feeling him or her anymore. Perhaps the banging was sub par. Whatever. First you slow down the amount of phone calls per day or week, and miss a few. Week two, fade from phone calls to just texting and then towards week three miss a few texts. Week four, miss more texts and then with the ones you do respond, use one word answers, and say things like I could but whatever, or ya I could do that but ya know. Weeks can also be replaced with days, and days with hours, to speed up answer with minimal words and if this doesn't work, just talk about lots of the fadees friends that you would like to hammer, or be hammered by depending on the sex of the slow dumper.
I went out with Jordan, I thought it went ok, but when I asked him/her to come to my piano recital, all I got was a text that read " ya know". Since then there is only replys to half my texts all in one word answers. I think getting the slow dump.
by TByrd July 29, 2016
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