Reverse Cracker

Brad: "Hey Carter, hows it been?"
Carter: "Its been good, I have been making good progress on my Spiderman sex robot project! How about you?"
Brad: "I..its been fine, haha."
Carter: "Hey Brad, look over there on the sidewalk, it's a stupid reverse cracker!"
Brad: "Whats a reverse cracker?"
Carter: "The opposite of a cracker, silly!"
Brad: "So you mean a--"
Carter: "STUPID GOD DAMNED NIGGER!"
Brad: "Alright, I gotta go, see ya."
Brad: *Runs off offended as Brad is African*
by ThatsjustHowitis June 03, 2019
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Cracker Wall

A wall of crackers, with the cracker boxes piled high to warn off other crackers from entering an area
Thats a huge Cracker Wall”
by Wypipo whisperer September 07, 2019
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cracker slut

A person who loves crackers so much that they constantly eat them, hence how they are a “slut
Person 1: Oh my god, he eats so many crackers!
Person 2: Of course he is, he’s a Cracker Slut
by the_cracker_slut January 18, 2020
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Animal Crackers

Some Crackers That'll make you say Yesssirrrr.

Real Defenition: An animal cracker is a particular type of small cracker or cookie, baked in the shape of an animal, usually an animal either at a zoo or circus, such as a lion, a tiger, a bear, or an elephant.
Person 1: dang these animal crackers be hecka good

Person 2: Yesssirrr
by Dank_Memez October 05, 2020
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Animal Cracker

Guy 1: hey bro what do you call a white furry?
Guy 2: what?
Guy 1: an animal cracker hehehehehhdisqkbddjiqdhdhdisbrhf
Guy 2: hehhehehehehehehe
by metroFIRE December 07, 2023
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Cracker-jacking-it

When you use a word or term you don't really know, kinda superficially.
Jim subscribes to dictionary.com's twitter, and he's always Cracker-jacking-it (the words) at me.
by therealdrag01 September 11, 2009
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Flap Your Cracker

To overreacte, to throw a fit, to lose your temper; usually over something small
Also can be flapping your/a/my cracker, flapped your/a /my cracker
Example 1:
Bride: Oh my god! The white of the cake doesn't match the white of my dress! The wedding is totally ruined,we might as well just stop now!...
Groom: Honey, don't flap your cracker...
Example 2:
Guy 1: Where's Sue?
Guy 2: I don't know, she jusk flapped a cracker and took off.
by crazyningatiger42 July 16, 2012
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