Emory & Henry College

A college nearest Bristol Virginia that is both prestigious and completely unknown to anyone outside the Emory Bubble. It is also a Methodist Private Liberal Arts school go figure. The students are great, but includes many crazies. It’s the deep Deep South.

I get so much great tea and gossip when I go up to Emory & Henry College. There’s so many crazies.

by StormWolf56 January 15, 2018

Perth College (PC)

After dating a Perth College chick for a few months now, I can confirm that it is the rattiest school in Perth. They gander about irrelevant beef and have been abided by Jesus himself to never touch a drug. They are all bent as fuck but play an important roll in increasing Perth’s slut count.

David cunt, who’s that hoe you were with, I betcha it was a Perth College (PC) bird!

by bumtownbabi November 2, 2020

Mary Baldwin College

A dump, pure and simple. It may have been a nice school at one point, but now it is just a shithole where everyone smokes, no one goes to classes (which is a joke there anyway), and 4/5th of the student body is black, lesbian , or both. Many of he RAs are over-zealous first semester sophomores who lord over the freshmen with an iron fist. Assigned bathroom stalls and shower times? Hell yeah because that's what's coming for you. Want a better women's college in Virginia? Try Hollins or Sweetbriar. Mary Baldwin is a bad choice if you actually want to go to college to earn a degree.

Mary Baldwin College girl 1: that's some good weed!

MBC girl 2: shouldn't you come in off the porch and work on that 5 page paper that's due tomorrow?

MBC girl 1: fuck that! That's why I'm at this school....where no one gives a shit!

by Xxxcarrotsxxx September 11, 2011

keene state college

a town with a college problem. stuck in the middle of the white mountains, not much to do except drink and walk in the snow. town has a thing for pumpkins.

oh you go to Keene State College? What was the University of Phoenix filled up?

by The RUX! November 18, 2013

christian brothers college

The best all dude school in missouri can beat anyone except blue springs in any sport. St. John de Lasalle is the saint there. Their sister school is St Joe. They are f*cking awesome.

Hey u see Christian brothers college game last night?

Yea they are good af except when agianst blue springs

True

by Therealmofo32 November 20, 2016

Pueblo Community College

A wonderful, old school (founded 1933). Our mascot is the Panther. Our STUDent body is composed of ninjas, superheros, incredibly hot females, and one weird occasional weird guy. Our faculty is composed of demi-gods, pro wrestlers, and Epic Box.

Go to Pueblo Community College if you want one of the best educational experiences of your life.

by the hot female May 27, 2011

The Evergreen State College

College located near Olympia, Wa. witch is full of nothing but stoners, Emo's, and Anti War protesting pussys. (Known as Greeners) School serves no real purpose, and needs to be closed, and all the hippies sent back to Oregon.

Dude, those fucks from the evergreen state college are protesting the troops comming home by chanting to bring them home, fucking retards.

by Eet_Mee February 3, 2009