A magnificent French Canadianman who hides behind make-up and a red nose, and writes very funny things for his carnies, because that's what clowns do when they rule the circus.
Paul Ryan was so very funny when he thought he could pull off the Vice Presidency of the United States... if only he would have been Le Clown funny ha-ha...
When you shoot your wad on the face of your signifcant other; causing her to have the appearence of a clown's runny white makeup after being soaked with a bucket of water.
"Man I gave my girlfriend a wet clown last night, she was none too happy."