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Pimp check

The mid-month paycheck, generally cut on the 15th, that isn't wasted on rent and other expenses. This leaves 100% of the paycheck left to party, make ill-advised purchases, or pimp out.
"I just got my pimp check. Time to buy an exotic bird."
by TheBlueRoom June 15, 2018
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sperm check

When another man points out a piece of food and/or thick sauce on another mans face. Usually around the lips.
Alex walks in with a bit of ranch on his lips
Bill, "Sperm Check."
*Alex quickly wipes ranch from lips*
by tittysprinklers December 1, 2013
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cell check

This occurs when the boss walks around to check cubicles, to see who is in attendance or what you doing at any point of the day when he or she is bored. This is to make sure that the employees know and remember who is in charge. It becomes a nuisance or annoyance to employees who are hip to the game.
I was planning on sneaking out early from work on Friday but I had to wait until the boss did his afternoon cell check to see who was still in the office or working.
by Max L. B. December 16, 2022
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Stink Check

When your Lover lets you go down on her and you do a "Stink Check" which is you sticking you fingers in their ass then proceding to twirl around ending it by pullin them out then sniffing and though is a stink check
by Justin I wish November 3, 2016
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system of checks and balances

Refers to a totally-legal but still-somewhat-devious practice of writing personal checks for comparatively-minuscule bills --- like maybe just two or three bucks for a bag of fresh vegetables from a roadside farm-stand --- instead of paying them in cash, and then secretly hoping that the checks’ recipients will not want to bother going to the extra effort of cashing said “tiny” checks, and thus your bank-account’s “balance” will be unaffected by your purchases.
Practicing the “system of checks and balances” can have varying degrees of success, depending on various factors, such as how strapped your checks’ recipients are for cash, how accustomed they are to cashing/depositing checks, or how willing/able they are to accept checks, especially for such paltry amounts (here’s where paying with checks at an unattended “drop the money in the slot” or “place the money in the cup/jar” merchandise-stand can be a good idea, since there will be nobody there to balk at your paying with a check). Extra points if you “embellish” the checks with flowery praising messages about how wonderful the sellers’ merchandise/service is, since it may stroke the people’s ego so much that they will prefer to “frame it rather than cash it” (again, especially since the check is for such a small amount, and so its value might likely not mean all that much to the person’s overall budget) when deciding what to do with your checks.
by QuacksO September 9, 2018
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Bhingri Check

Bhingri Check refers to the act of asking a question or conducting an investigation to determine the quality or goodness of an item, product, service, or any subject of interest. It involves a critical assessment or examination to gauge the value, effectiveness, or suitability of the item in question. This process often involves considering various factors, criteria, or standards to arrive at an informed judgment or decision about its overall merits or drawbacks. Bhingri check are commonly used in consumer contexts when making purchasing decisions, in research to assess the effectiveness of interventions or methods, and in general problem-solving to assess the quality of different options.
"Bhai maal kaisa hai?"
"Baap hai."
"Bhingri check?"
"Haan Bhaiiiii"
by sands-joy July 21, 2023
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