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Car-Fax-puppet

someone who pops up at the worst possible time and ruins a deal, whether it's buying a crappy car, or attempting to talk a supermodel into banging you.
Everyone thought Erin Andrews was out of my league, but I was two seconds away from bringing her back to my place when some fucking Car-Fax-puppet interrupted and said I have herpes.
by Mabrus March 31, 2011
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Car's Extended Warranty

Some stupid line used by scammers and that Indian guy on the phone
We've been trying to reach you concerning your vehicle's extended warranty. You should've received a notice in the mail about your car's extended warranty eligibility. Since we've not gotten response, we're giving you a final courtesy call before we close out your file. Press 2 to be removed and placed on our do-not-call list. To speak to someone about possibly extending or reinstating your vehicle's warranty, press 1 to speak with a warranty specialist.
by ambatu kam October 13, 2022
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Car-B-Q

A car accident that results in a fire and unfortunately passengers inside. Can also refer to a movie scene where a car explodes with people in it
Whoa, did you see that Car-B-Q? That is an amazing action movie!
by orieisen May 1, 2015
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Italian Car Wash

An Italian Car Wash is when you strip your partner naked and rub them down with spices and dressing. You proceed to ejaculate, shit, piss, and puke on them. You proceed to shave and rub your balls on their face effectively covering them in your pubic hair. You then rape them and tie them up. You then proceed to tie them to a cinder block and throw them in a river and cum on their watery grave. You do this while recording it and send it to their parents on Christmas.
Man, I sent Elizabeth's parents the video of our Italian Car Wash.
by Indian Alladin December 19, 2020
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car accident hot

A human who is hot enough to cause a car accident due to rubberneckers.
Yeah, she’s hot, but she’s not car accident hot.
by talktodrmusic November 23, 2020
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Uncle Car Curtains

"Stay the bollocks away from him, darling. He's well 'Uncle Car Curtains'".
by Jebadiah April 4, 2020
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mom car song

Mom car songs are songs every mom over the age of 30 play in their car. These songs include any song by Taylor swift, Stay by Justin Bieber, etc.
Man I hate this song, it’s such a mom car song
by Skull Walker August 14, 2023
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