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Cracker Girl

An annoying, stereotypical white female. A white female who typically likes country music, or listens to Taylor swift. They usually would do these annoying things like (yap), which means talking a lot, especially very loud. Another thing they would do is be loud, and eat the popular snack franchise Takis, Hot Cheetos, Hot Fries, or any other hot food with spices. Usually, they would most of the time drink a latte from popular fast food restaurant "Starbucks". They would usually drink this, but that would be a backup drink most of the time. Most of the time, they would drink these water cups called (Stanley Cups). Stanley Cups are another metal bottle drink like any other brand would, because the government and F.D.A doesn't have anything else better to do.

To spot a cracker girl, they usually have the height around of 4'9 - 5'1. They have blonde hair, or dirty blonde hair. Sometimes can be red headed but that's a rare chance. They can either blue or brown eyes. They always wear bright, blue denim, ripped jeans. They'll usually most of the time drop their loud metal Stanley Cups, or communicating to other cracker girls. You would usually see them with always the latest IPhone model for no reason. Usually, their social romantic partner would be described as either tall usually around 6'3-6'9, they would have either dirty blonde hair or is brunette. Their hair is usually any type of taper, most of the time a middle taper with a fade. Usually rude, doesn't have a future, vapes"
Hey man, let's talk.

What's wrong?

Your girlfriend is well, a cracker girl

Noooo..
by Im/Not/Urban November 30, 2024
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Milky Cracker

When 3 or more guys stand around a cracker jacking off, the last one to cum on the cracker has to eat it.
Hey! We played Milky Cracker las night and gabe ended up loosing!
by GummyHell November 6, 2017
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Snatcher cracker

A female of the white decent who hide coke or other substances in her vagina
by Beatdown banana man July 11, 2024
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cheezin crackers

laughin' ass white bitches. if you're white and you are incredibly high and are laughing super hard. you are literally cheezin crackers. cause you're cheesin out cause you're baked. and you crackers cause you're white.
friend 1: that was hilarious man!
friend a: i know, right? that shit had us like a pack of cheezin crackers!
by sizzy sparks June 29, 2011
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toasty cracker

A toasty cracker is what you call a caucasian individual when they become angry/furious/irritated/agitated.
Guy: Dude, I had sexual intercourse with your significant other.
Dude: WHAT THE FUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Guy: Dude, stop being a toasty cracker.
by Toasty Cracker January 3, 2016
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Cream cracker

by Semaj nihcam March 20, 2019
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Rizz Cracker

A White Person with Rizz (and a play on Ritz Crackers)
I’m quite the Rizz Cracker at school.
by HAYDENCRAFT2008 February 2, 2024
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