Ask the cow!

The antithesis of “no shit, Sherlock!” Used when someone asks you something you obviously wouldn’t know/ have no clue about. A cow would know just as much as you would if asked the same question.

I don’t fucking know man! Ask the cow!

by Lemonysnicketsdaughter April 20, 2024

Idiot cow

A fucking retard

Hey you idiot cow

by Gmanisdaboss April 30, 2022

Fuckish Cows

How Mr. Anderson writes Turkish rows.

Make sure you do at least three sets of fuckish cows.

by Frenchtard March 22, 2024

Cow corn

A hick woman (barely) who believes everything she learned on a farm. Always a narcissist and think they are a 10 when they are only a 3 on their very best day.

She thought she was peaches and cream but she was only cow corn.

by Boomgoo January 24, 2021

when someone is cooler than the cow

alternate version of "when pigs fly"

"can i have icecream?"
"when someone is cooler than the cow"

by anonymous October 6, 2022

Cow

A farm animal.

That's a cow.

by Morou May 31, 2019

Cow burger

A) A burger but made with cow instead of beef (Noun)
B) When a trumpet player starts playing marches of the armed forces during science class

Oh god, he's pulling a cow burger!
Can I have a milkshake, fries, and a cow burger?

by Quonkleboi March 18, 2024