Brown Cob

When your partner consumes a strictly corn diet the entire day prior to anal sex and leaves your dick covered in corn laden feces upon removal from her or his rectum.

Did you guys here about Emily and Alex. She found out he was cheating and gave him the brown cob!

by marroncobber September 9, 2015

The Brown Creeper

Someone who creeps around stalking people with threats of attacking them with feces.

Elizabeth was always called The Brown Creeper because she stalked interns and rubbed feces on them when she wasn't looking.

by Jasonfm79 July 14, 2010

brown burgler

The act of stealing ones anal virginity.

*Clara* "AHHH RAPE"

*Mr.Brown* "Thaaaat's right, you've been brown burgled"

*Clara* "AHHH RAPE"

*Mr.Brown Burgler* "Thaaaat's right, you've been brown burgled"

by Erinisabellend June 1, 2015

Brown Nut

1. The act in which a man attempts to place one or both of his gonads into his own anus.

2. Any man who attempts the above action.

1. I caught Dave in the bathroom brown nutting.

2. Dave is a complete brown nut.

by briantroy March 27, 2011

Pinky & The Brown

Usually a deeply rooted and fabulously loyal multi cultural friendship. When white and brown's finest fuse and create an unstoppable and enviable force.

A clever pun on the epic Warner Bros television series Pinky and The Brain. Can usually be found seeking aesthetically pleasing specimens...or being plain ridiculous!

"Have you met Lauren Smithers and Chanti Tiagi?"

"Yeah, they got that Pinky & The Brown love going on!"

by Gypsyclit April 5, 2010

Brown mamba

An extremely large shit that is one continuous piece

Hey, come check this brown mamba I just shat out

by Mamba man November 14, 2017

jejuan brown

one who can ball one's face off

dude, i was down at the playground and jejuan brown shook me up good.

by Eric and Brian May 23, 2004