timmy wood

Usually a redneck that likes to drink beer. Pretty fun to hang out with until he gets drunk, then becomes annoying with repeating himself over and over. Normally he has a good personality but he always thinks its his way or the highway. The world does not revolves around him.

Ha, don't be a timmy wood, it often comes with a "six-beer from quere good time."

by thatguyhaha December 22, 2013

Stosh wood

Stosh wood is water logged, Termite infested, over priced feces covered firewood.

"Wow this fire wood is real stosh wood"
"Daughter: Do you smell that?
Mom: ew yes, what is that?
Daughter: must be that stosh wood.

by Harleyquin1319 February 10, 2015

Skimp Wood

When you roll a backwood with less than 3 grams of marijuana

“I only have about half a wood left what should we do?”
“No problem, I’ll twizzle up a skimp wood”

by Jinxx The Dunk-Master September 22, 2018

Immaculate Wood

When you have that morning wood that is just so majestic and rigid.

Dude, I had some major immaculate wood this morning. One thing let to another, and, y'know...

by Fat Ryan Gosling April 2, 2015

Riley woods

Someone you considered a family but then goes and takes the girl that he knows dam well your in love with

Fuck you Riley woods

by Slow walker July 13, 2022

wood stood

An erection.

I have a wood stood. I'm ready.

by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019

Wood Affair

Some good people had an affair with great quality wood and decided to start Wood Affair! The best quality and most trustworthy Furniture store in Jaipur. Providing Solid wood furniture to its clients. Since forever.

Did you get this alluring Wood Affair furniture from Wood Affair?

by Woody People November 24, 2021