willy muffin

To whack someone with a muffin (sexually).

“Last night, i willy muffined her!!!

by -6-6-6 September 4, 2023

willy womped

To be touched by a pee pee grabber
Fucked by the world

Held down and rapped.

The boss of that level just willy womped me.

by Flipidydonda February 24, 2014

Willy

Euphemism for penis used by children to stop them using vulgar slang to describe their dong.

My willy is king size.

by UltimateDoge June 4, 2021

Tillied willy

When something innocent gets taken out of context, and now sounds sexual, and someone reads it and gets hard.

Barbara: ugh, John’s so degenerated he probably got a tillied willy from that post.
Martha: you’re so right, John definitely had his willy tillied from that.

by Johndoerodgers March 20, 2024

International Vinnie’s Willy Day

Suck anyone called Vinnie or Vinny for the whole day.

OH MY GOD I BETTER LICK VINNIE’S PENIS BECAUSE ITS International Vinnie’s Willy Day

by BigChopper69Man September 24, 2022

king Willie

what you think you are a big man

What do you think you are a king willie?

by Vinnie King April 15, 2007

Itty bitty willy committee

Just like the itty bitty titty committee, but for guys with small dicks

"Belle did you know Alex is apart of the itty bitty willy committee?"
"Omg really?? His dick is that small??"

by Rts2369 March 6, 2019