Wood Guardian

A protector of wood. AKA a condom.

Not without a Wood Guardian...

by jstejste May 3, 2011

Daddy Cut Wood

A situation where the father takes care of business with his daughter. Including molestation, punishment, and control in the family unit to keep any sticky situation from being exposed to others. Could include physical abuse up to serious injury including death in extreme cases. Cases usually happen in less populated areas.

Upon discussion with True Crime aficionados..."That sounds like a daddy cut wood situation!"

by Joco Sleuth May 2, 2018

Brock Woods

Sick asf... loves zyns and slaying poon

That dude is a real brock woods
Man wheres brock? Probably ripping zyns and getting puss

by lp98988988 December 1, 2023

Sherlock Woods

The best detective this world has ever seen! Racist tendancies, awesome chap really!

"Yo my brother got killed!" "Oh then you need to call Sherlock Woods!"

by lennfunny June 10, 2021

Tiger Woods

The act of pegging you significant other with a 6 iron, then proceed to run over them in a golf cart while yelling "HOLE IN ONE!"

"yo I just heard David did a Tiger Woods on Meghan!"

by lamberman6 September 20, 2021

Galvanized Square Steel, Eco-Friendly wood veneers, and Screws borrowed from aunt

Usually tools to expand a tiny apartment, if your name is little jimmy.

Little Jimmy has a 1.5 Foot apartment, so in return he gets Galvanized Square Steel, Eco-Friendly wood veneers, and Screws borrowed from aunt to illegally expand his tiny room to make room for his new home.

by Somerealguysomewhereelse June 1, 2024

Josh wood

The act of getting ur green cock out and making the girl in the versinaty cry

Corin was dropping loads game until he josh wooded her and she got her dad to pick her up

by Localmilf9 August 11, 2022