Steve walks into his english class and notices that his essay was due that day.
Steve: What the poop!!! That's due today!!!
He turns and runs out of the class, then runs out of the school and all the way home!
Steve: What the poop!!! That's due today!!!
He turns and runs out of the class, then runs out of the school and all the way home!
by A. Majestic July 21, 2008
Get the What the poop!mug. A phrase similar to "what the fuck" or "what the hell". Used when something especially stupid or 'retarded' has occured or been said.
Maurice - One time, back at Mountain View, Kyle wrote shit about himself on the bathroom wall, and then he signed my name under it to get me in trouble.
Me - Uh .. what the retarded? That kid's a faggot.
Me - Uh .. what the retarded? That kid's a faggot.
by bokonon June 12, 2005
Get the what the retardedmug. You can use this word in different contexts for example: if you are crazy, if you drop something, if you find out you’re having a kid etc. Just why isn’t there a definition of this.
Example one:
Girl: what!? You punched him!!
Boy: umm... yeahhh, he was flirting with you
Girl: he’s my brother, I was the one who asked him to get me a drink!!!
Boy: ohhhhhhh.....
Example 2:
Boy: what’s up cutie?
Girl: what? Did you say something?
Boy: yes cutie
Girl: bishh, go back to the friend zone
Boy: ughhhhh 😑
Example 3:
Girl: I hope I ain’t pregnant
Boy: we both home
Girl: let me see the results no
Boy: what does it say?
Girl: shiiiiiittttttt!! I’m pregnant!!!!!!
Boy: what!!!!!!!!!! *faints*
Girl: wake up, omg, I was just kidding
The story carrys on.
This is the different ways you can use the word “what”, as you can see in these plays that I , for some reason, can up with on the spot so they are weird.
Sorry I wrote the definition for the word what but I ain’t bothered to change this so yeah 😅😂 Just why??, Just what happened that made me forget that I’m defining the phrase “just what” (do you see what I did there, I just added the definition so that’s how you can use the phrase “just what”
I promise I’m not forgetful in real life.
Girl: what!? You punched him!!
Boy: umm... yeahhh, he was flirting with you
Girl: he’s my brother, I was the one who asked him to get me a drink!!!
Boy: ohhhhhhh.....
Example 2:
Boy: what’s up cutie?
Girl: what? Did you say something?
Boy: yes cutie
Girl: bishh, go back to the friend zone
Boy: ughhhhh 😑
Example 3:
Girl: I hope I ain’t pregnant
Boy: we both home
Girl: let me see the results no
Boy: what does it say?
Girl: shiiiiiittttttt!! I’m pregnant!!!!!!
Boy: what!!!!!!!!!! *faints*
Girl: wake up, omg, I was just kidding
The story carrys on.
This is the different ways you can use the word “what”, as you can see in these plays that I , for some reason, can up with on the spot so they are weird.
Sorry I wrote the definition for the word what but I ain’t bothered to change this so yeah 😅😂 Just why??, Just what happened that made me forget that I’m defining the phrase “just what” (do you see what I did there, I just added the definition so that’s how you can use the phrase “just what”
I promise I’m not forgetful in real life.
by Funny & hilarious person May 12, 2018
Get the just whatmug. this word derived at the science academy of south texas by one of our world geogrophy teachers. the teacher handed out a study sheet and there was a typo thats was suppoesed to say "what is a peanut?" but instead it said "what the peanut?"
the teacher messed up cause he is an old dumn ass
the teacher messed up cause he is an old dumn ass
by peanutpeanut December 5, 2006
Get the what the peanutmug. a phrase that giant douchebags use to ask "what's up?" or "how are you". sometimes nigga will be added to the end to create and even douchier effect
douche- what's good ma nigga??
actual person who isn't and ignorant fuck- how are you? how have things been?
actual person who isn't and ignorant fuck- how are you? how have things been?
by crazycat1234567899 September 19, 2009
Get the what's goodmug. by CH, CH ,CH, CHIMP UNIT!! May 7, 2005
Get the what's uppersmug. 
Get the what's palpitatinmug.