skin waffle

When someone presses someone else’s testicles in between their thighs.

That skin waffle hurt so good last night, may I have seconds...?

by Hellatru March 16, 2019

peanut butter waffle

elias likes to suck his wang

elias likes to suck his wang all night long. he is a choo chogger

by Jµeíδ May 1, 2004

waffles

A longtime weed dealer from Connecticut, real good dude, will give you the shirt off his back.

Yo y'all cop some of that new herb waffles got, yeah man I went over his house last week and he had me smoke DMT

by Oblock Sanchez April 19, 2022

waffle

A red flag of a person disguised as a green flag

"Oh, he seemed so nice"
"No, don't go for him, he is a waffle"

by ggboyz4321 June 11, 2024

Ass Waffle

When some bitch pushes you off a cliff and you land on your ass, your Cardi B. ass you spent 8K on is now an ass waffle.

Som Bitch:Hey Angana, hows the ass waffle?
Angana: It’s fucking disgusting.

by Urie Tarded January 18, 2020

Lunge Waffle

That friend that thinks he knows everyword so u make up a word that means nothing to fuck with him

Nik is a lunge waffle

by Michael_Haze August 21, 2016

Easter Waffle Stomp

On Easter or the week of , you take an Easter basket or a strainer/colander and shit in it. You then leave it on the pillow next to your one-night stand or partner (if you're feeling risky) and stomp/smash it through onto the pillow. When they wake up in the morning, you wait for their reaction.

My wife made me sleep on the couch last night so i took revenge and gave her a easter waffle stomp on easter morning.

by The absolute talk show podcast April 16, 2025