Clapping my Waffles

Making such moves with your pelvic bone, that produce the audio effect of clapping, but with use of regio glutaea (ass cheeks). Usually performed by mentally impaired people or young children.

Yo, Timmy, how was it today at school?

Shut your beak, freak, i'm clapping my waffles for fame on TikTok

OMG, just stop ffs, get a girlfriend or somehing.

by Boolder January 20, 2020

waffle

A typical thing done by people named Jude. They just randomly chat shit and go on about it for ages. Please shut the fuck up Jude. Thanks.

Jude stop with the fucking waffle

by Jenkdog October 11, 2022

Blue waffle

Literally just a waffle with blueberries

Albert: Hey search up a blue waffle.

Chris: Oh ok.

Chris: Oh daddy, it’s blueberry waffles

by Traitor on your mom May 17, 2021

Blow a waffle

To fart

Whenever he bends down to pick up anything he can’t help but blow a waffle so loud it will startle the bejeezus outta you.

by Jeeja December 16, 2022

waffle bait

Bar fishing older man that is attractive to older women in suburban bars.

That old dude is waffle bait.

by Meimouth March 28, 2019

Easter Waffle Stomp

On Easter or the week of , you take an Easter basket or a strainer/colander and shit in it. You then leave it on the pillow next to your one-night stand or partner (if you're feeling risky) and stomp/smash it through onto the pillow. When they wake up in the morning, you wait for their reaction.

My wife made me sleep on the couch last night so i took revenge and gave her a easter waffle stomp on easter morning.

by The absolute talk show podcast April 16, 2025

Waffle Stomp

When you shit in the shower and have to stomp it through the drain

I couldn't make it from the shower to the toilet so I had to waffle stomp my business down the drain.

by Roulettie September 12, 2020